Don't you just hate it...
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biggins, you would hit anything that would stand still for 30 secondsbiggins said:
She's stuck in New Yawk. 
Dear Penthouse,dexterq20 said:
I never thought this would happen to me...
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Her head looks like 4 times smaller than it should. You are ok bro.
Hahaha, a fake ID so you can be younger? That's a new one.Zark said:Ouch! Jeez, 28 is pretty young for "dirty old man" status. Any luck getting a fake ID junior?
I called you a dirty old man cuz she's only 16, which makes things a bit sketchy. Maybe I shouldn't have started this thread...
Not if she looked like that. My friend's younger sisters always had a crush on me, so ... 
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golgiaparatus said:Not if she looked like that. My friend's younger sisters always had a crush on me, so ...
Who hasn't? tell her to take a number and get to the back of the line behind the hippy chicks, super models and anorexics!
No, I was saying a fake ID for yer underage ass!dexterq20 said:Hahaha, a fake ID so you can be younger? That's a new one.
I called you a dirty old man cuz she's only 16, which makes things a bit sketchy. Maybe I shouldn't have started this thread...
No I keep it 18 & up. There's no gal so hot to be worth jail time.
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ahahahahaha - He should have a reality show called "All my bitches".dh girlie said:Who hasn't? tell her to take a number and get to the back of the line behind the hippy chicks, super models and anorexics!
No..... don't hate it. Just going to marry her. It's funny I never met my friend Peter's sister. Then one day shortly after we started dating my other friend Dave remarked "wow your dating Peter's sister. She was away at college most of the time I've known Peter so I never met her. Small world huh.
LOL! Only 1 hippy chick is after me at the moment and I dont want her to be, and no anorexic women are in pursuit(sp). Though I do have a date with the model chick you are refferring to tomorrowdh girlie said:Who hasn't? tell her to take a number and get to the back of the line behind the hippy chicks, super models and anorexics!
We are going out for sushi and Sake... then we are going to hit Oktoberfest and stumble around like drunk morons I believe It should be a good time, I just hope we hit it off... she's not really the type of chick I usually get involved with so I'm kind of nervous 
Yup what's her adress.. she certainly looks cute... :heart:
Is she still free.. or should i hand er over to Biggins..
Is she still free..
or should i hand er over to Biggins..
dexterq20 said:I think biggins has already got dibs on her.
Sheet.. that biggins guy always...:mumble: i thought he had his hands full.. with Megan Black is beautiful..
I know how you can solve that problem: just unscrew your gf;s head and unscrew her brothers gf head to.. and put your gf's head on her hotter body.stosh said:
dude, dexter, i've known you for how long and you've never told me about her? wtf?
how's the turd cutter on that one?
speaking of important matters: what's the plan for this weekend?biggins said:
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LOL! Turd cutter... That sound like some sh!t my dad would say.BurlySurly said:
For instance: when he sees a super crazy rollercoaster he rates it by "sphinctor factor". I have heard him say turd cutter though
I think VV is the only one in age close enough to hit it.
its not incest its i insistdhtahoe said:
"Alright, Bree, Mary. . . forget about all these cameras. It's just the two of you, me telling you what to do, and your raw, animal urges channeling out through your bodies."stosh said:
The girls nod, giggle, and smile nervously. . .
[looks around at cameras] "Everybody ready? Ok, let's go."
The music begins: "Bow-chicka-bow-wow"
And another hit is made