[DH Diva]

So I just ate the most gigantic lunch and am now suffering from "food baby." It was awesome though. I put down a huge steak and potato burrito with a side of spicy veggies. Oh so good. I've been putting in a lot of miles a week and I get sooooo hungry some days.

Does anyone else get food baby syndrome? BTW, food baby is when after eating large amounts of food the tummy region is taught and or distended enough to look vaguely pregnant.

 

[r464]

Based upon the previous lunch thread, you should have taken a photo of said lunch...

 

[BurlyShirley]

When you give "birth" to this supposed "baby" please dont post pics.

 

[DH Diva]

Based upon the previous lunch thread, you should have taken a photo of said lunch...

That would have significantly delayed my foods entrance into my stomach. Not acceptable! Besides, I'm more curious about the food baby aspect and less about the actual food.

When you give "birth" to this supposed "baby" please dont post pics.

Don't worry, that's really not my "thing."

 

[r464]

Sometimes when I eat a 5-pound sandwich from the local sandwich shop, I can see into 11 dimensions...

Maybe if I was female it would manifest itself as a baby, but I am pleased with my insight into advanced physics.

 

[DH Diva]

Sometimes when I eat a 5-pound sandwich from the local sandwich shop, I can see into 11 dimensions...

Maybe if I was female it would manifest itself as a baby, but I am pleased with my insight into advanced physics.

Totally not fair. I suppose though since I never want children this is just my bodies way of reminding me.

 

[sperkins]

im not sure that i have experienced "food baby" before but at least you don't have to go through labor

 

[r464]

im not sure that i have experienced "food baby" before but at least you don't have to go through labor

Well, you have to go to the bathroom eventually...

 

[DH Diva]

im not sure that i have experienced "food baby" before but at least you don't have to go through labor

Word! I suppose food baby is most likely the result of a large amount of food being ingested by little shrimp of a person, because I can't believe that no one else here has had food baby!!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

No "food baby" here, but I do seem to be sporting a keg these days.

Now if I could only figure out a way to tap it.

 

[DH Diva]

No "food baby" here, but I do seem to be sporting a keg these days.

Now if I could only figure out a way to tap it.

But is your keg permanent? My food baby goes away within an hour of the meal that caused it.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

But is your keg permanent? My food baby goes away within an hour of the meal that caused it.

No, it's more like a house guest that stays longer than you want.

For some strange reason it starts leaving when I ride more. Hmmm.

 

[DRB]

I thought this was going to be about feed crack whore babies..... I guess not.

 

[laura]

Word! I suppose food baby is most likely the result of a large amount of food being ingested by little shrimp of a person, because I can't believe that no one else here has had food baby!!

I get it and I am not even a shrimp of a person. I also get "weekend of beer baby" or "ate too much dairy baby".

 

[DH Diva]

I get it and I am not even a shrimp of a person. I also get "weekend of beer baby" or "ate too much dairy baby".

Thank god I'm not the only one. Yeah, I specifically get "ate too much ice cream baby, "fried chicken baby," and my personal favorite "cheeseburger baby."

 

[laura]

mmmmmmmmm Fried chicken baby.

 

[DRB]

mmmmmmmmm Fried chicken baby.

mmmmmmm chicken fried baby.

 

[DRB]

mmmmmmmmm Fried chicken baby.

Do they have bratwurst stores in Milwaukee?

 

[laura]

Do they have bratwurst stores in Milwaukee?

They have Sausage stores in Milwaukee.

 

[BurlyShirley]

These babies ever get fertilized?

 

[DRB]

They have Sausage stores in Milwaukee.

Do they sell bacon there?

 

[laura]

Do they sell bacon there?

I have no clue, they are sausage stores.

 

[DRB]

I have no clue, they are sausage stores.

WTF? You haven't been in there yet?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

By "sausage" store do you really mean sausage or something else?

 

[DH Diva]

mmmmmmmmm Fried chicken baby.

UH-HUH!!! Fried chicken baby is the best. After a long day of moto, like 6 hours in the saddle, I ate all my male riding buddies and hubby under the table. I ate a fried chicken platter with onion rings, garlic mashed potato's, salad, and cheese bread. It was served on the same type of platter a turkey might come on and it was clean, except for a pile a glistening bones.

mmmmmmm chicken fried baby.

Only if it's crack whore baby.

 

[DRB]

I ate all my male riding buddies and hubby. They were served on the same type of platter a turkey might come on and it was clean, except for a pile a glistening bones.

Only if it's crack whore baby.

Whatever you say ma'am.... just don't eat me.

 

[laura]

WTF? You haven't been in there yet?

I have. I went in for sausage.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I ate a fried chicken platter with onion rings, garlic mashed potato's, salad, and cheese bread. It was served on the same type of platter a turkey might come on and it was clean, except for a pile a glistening bones.

Good Lord woman!

Note: never place hands anywhere near DH Diva's plate.

 

[DH Diva]

Good Lord woman!

Note: never place hands anywhere near DH Diva's plate.

The hubby is convinced I have a black hole where my stomach should be as I should weigh about 300 pounds given how much food I can eat.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

The hubby is convinced I have a black hole where my stomach should be as I should weigh about 300 pounds given how much food I can eat.

You should contact Steven Hawking, I'm sure he would be quite fascinated by this.

 

[I Are Baboon]

The wife and I call this feeling "Florida Full." We call it that because one of the first vacations we took together was a trip to West Palm Beach to visit her mom when she lived down there. Well mom-in-law wanted to take us to as many restaurants as she could, so we'd eat full meals out at every meal. We wouldn't even be hungry for dinner but we'd pig out anyway. The painful, uncomfortable, stuffed feeling is thus called "Florida Full." It is not a term we throw around lightly.

I also have a term I refer to as "Blue Man" which refers to having to get to a toilet NOW. I developed that phrase after I missed half of a Blue Man Group performance. Again, it's a phrase I don't use lightly. "Uh oh...I've got the Blue Man."