[stoney]

She was confused by US Passport control as an unaccompanied, minor boy. She even goes so far as to note that it's not the first time it's happened.

http://www.upi.com/blog/2013/01/07/JFK-airport-confuses-Emma-Watson-for-underage-child/4011357575149/?spt=fsb&or=ros

 

[jimmydean]

Body like a pre-teen boy.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

There is no mention of boy in that article.

 

[Polandspring88]

There is no mention of boy in that article.

It's just wishful thinking on stoney's part.

 

[H8R]

There is no mention of boy in that article.

Yeeeah..... project much?

 

[stoney]

There is no mention of boy in that article.

It's just wishful thinking on stoney's part.

Yeeeah..... project much?

So much for pulling stories from Fark.

 

[Pesqueeb]

So much for pulling stories out of my ass

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I once confused a 16ish year old French Canadian boy with long blonde hair for a chick at Bromont. That's the closest I've ever come to gay statutory rape.

 

[jonKranked]

I would work for the TSA just to give her a random screening

 

[H8R]

I once confused a 16ish year old French Canadian boy with long blonde hair for a chick at Bromont. That's the closest I've ever come to gay statutory rape.

Is "confused" your special code word for "drugged and sodomized"?

 

[I Are Baboon]

There is no mention of boy in that article.

It's just wishful thinking on stoney's part.

 

[mandown]

meh, a little to curvy to post up in Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement.

 

[stevew]

I would work for the TSA just to give her a random screening

 

[Ahsan Khan]

Emma Watson age was only 22 when this thread was created, Now she is 26 and has raised to a hot gorgeous Lady.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Emma Watson age was only 22 when this thread was created, Now she is 26 and has raised to a hot gorgeous Lady.

Best bot ever? Discuss.

 

[Westy]

Best bot ever? Discuss.

 

[jstuhlman]

 

[Westy]

I am waiting for skynet to come online and save us.

 

[jdcamb]

Best bot ever? Discuss.

Her boobs are not symmetrical. She seems superficial also....

 

[jstuhlman]

Her boobs are not symmetrical. She seems superficial also....

i'm sorry sir. it pains me to do this. but...

 

[Westy]

Her boobs are not symmetrical. She seems superficial also....

 

[Westy]

Her boobs are not symmetrical. She seems superficial also....

Perhaps this is more your style.

 

[jdcamb]

Perhaps this is more your style.

I provide the sparks usually. I usually have more money and the ground rules are almost always established by me. At first they fire sparks. Over time they shoot blanks. I have a really short attention span to qualify. That becomes apparent pretty quickly. My crazy is less of a factor then hers almost always...

 

[binary visions]

That's a pretty awesome spam bot. Approved!

 

[CBJ]

Now we just need a spam bot that had updates about bacon.

 

[Toshi]

Best bot ever? Discuss.

It knows my interests. Creepy.

 

[Full Trucker]

Well... I *wasn't* an Emma Watson creeper...

 

[SkaredShtles]

Well... I *wasn't* an Emma Watson creeper...

Sorry, old man - she's 26... so there's really no "creeper" about it any more.

 

[jimmydean]

 

[jstuhlman]

Sorry, old man - she's 26... so there's really no "creeper" about it any more.

26! yes! hit now before she goes 27.5...or 29! no boost! no plus! no fat!

 

[pghero]

mmmm I do love me some Emma Watson.

That being said, I don't want to sit around my house and beat off all day - so I'm actually reading a useful guide on how to seduce women.

Always moving forward, baby!

 

[Westy]

I for one one welcome our new smut-bots overlords. Certainly better than dentists or lizards.

 

[StiHacka]

We need to train the smut-bots to deliver content with moar mammary tissue also.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

And just why is it that we have few contributing female members?

 

[StiHacka]

And just why is it that we have few contributing female members?

They don't appreciate PIIHB?

 

[Kevin]

And just why is it that we have few contributing female members?

Wifi signal doesnt reach the kitchen?

 

[DaveW]

Wifi signal doesnt reach the kitchen?

Or the generic sexist crap like this.......

 

[jdcamb]

Or the generic sexist crap like this.......

Sammichs never make themselves..... Oh fucking great. Now I am a Emma Watson creeper.

 

[DaveW]

well at least now you can add "Emma Watson" to the front of that.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

And just why is it that we have few contributing female members?

Magnets ?