[chicodude]

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
>
> The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table
because when you
> open them up, everything inside is numbered."
>
> The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!
> Everything inside them is color coded."
>
> The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside
> them is in alphabetical order."
>
> The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers.
> Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and
> when the job takes longer than you said it would."
>
> But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:
> "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and
the ass
> are interchangeable.