[AngryMetalsmith]

...has this ever happened to you ?

A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

http://my.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20080924/48d9bb40_3ca6_1552620080924-1996176523



Oh the horrors cops have to face in the line of duty.

 

[jimmydean]

I guess it depends on what you ate beforehand. My wife would claim assault with a deadly weapon.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

i keep wmds in my bumhole. if i dont like ya; ill nuke ya.

 

[llkoolkeg]

...has this ever happened to you ?

http://my.earthlink.net/article/top?guid=20080924/48d9bb40_3ca6_1552620080924-1996176523

Quote:
A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Oh the horrors cops have to face in the line of duty.

I personally prefer to hold it in until I'm up against the car and they're patting my ankles down looking for a felony.

 

[manimal]

most of the people i arrest stink so bad anyway that i wouldn't notice any flatulence.

that is completely hilarious and kind of sad at the same time.

 

[jonKranked]

i keep wmds in my bumhole. if i dont like ya; ill nuke ya.

another thing I didn't want to learn today.