Just giving you sh1t bro.and again, it's not up for discussion. We don't agree, cool. If you want to discuss it, I'll start a new thread.
Actually, I find this even more weird:
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Just giving you sh1t bro.and again, it's not up for discussion. We don't agree, cool. If you want to discuss it, I'll start a new thread.
You haven't figured out the grip yet then?is there some useful survival instinct in flailing around during a diaper change?
sh1t on heels
as you wheel
your little legs
get poop dregs
all over the mutha fockin' place!
I've got some kung fu:You haven't figured out the grip yet then?
Major initial cleanup and removal should be done with legs gripped in left hand by the ankle. After major offerings are dealt with, go for the general mop up and polish.I've got some kung fu:
- the spread palm of death across thighs
- two ankles by a thread
but sometimes, his kung fu rules the day.
Kicking hard can mean digestive issues. Pretty normal so early on. His guts are probably still getting used to the milk, and will be for another few weeks.but what's with all the kicking? If someone was polishing my nethers, i'd be grateful.
does that mean counter-clockwise up here?Clockwise stomach rubs
lol.does that mean counter-clockwise up here?
You probably would of had therapy combined with a course of prohibitively expensive pharma products previously.can you believe that gripe water is relatively new to the US? pretty backards, huh?
if that didn't work, we'd invade.You probably would of had therapy combined with a course of prohibitively expensive pharma products previously.
One of the women I work with just had a baby. It sleeps 7 hours a night so far.And we're back... you're up allnight with Howlin' Mad Murphy!
(any SeaLab fans?)
If it's consecutive, then she's starving her child. A newborn's stomach typically holds about two hours of food. I think we rarely let him sleep more than 3-4 hours before getting him fully awake, gently, to eat.It sleeps 7 hours a night so far.
How do you figure? If the kid is gaining weight, then why is it an issue to let them sleep?If it's consecutive, then she's starving her child. A newborn's stomach typically holds about two hours of food. I think we rarely let him sleep more than 3-4 hours before getting him fully awake, gently, to eat.
I'm 11 days into this so I'm far from an expert, just regurgitating what several healthcare providers have told us. It seems most baby's will spit up excess food instead of just expanding their stomach, like I can doHow do you figure? If the kid is gaining weight, then why is it an issue to let them sleep?
I'm sure that even a baby's body is capable of storing energy to use when it needs it. Baby fat maybe???
Does watching Adult Swim with him when he can't sleep count?congrats! I have faith you will warp his little whipper snapper mind in no time! :thumbs:
Exacerbated by formula.Kicking hard can mean digestive issues. Pretty normal so early on. His guts are probably still getting used to the milk, and will be for another few weeks.
can you believe that gripe water is relatively new to the US? pretty backards, huh?
GO GO FDA!Wikipedia said:Various remedies to fix minor upset stomachs in babies have been around for centuries in different cultures, but the first "gripe water" was formulated in England in 1851 and used by English nannies. The original Woodward's Gripe Water contained 3.6% alcohol, dill oil, sodium bicarbonate, sugar and water. In 1993, the Food and Drug Administration ordered an automatic detention of all shipments of Woodward's into the U.S. on the basis of it being an unapproved drug. Woodward's has since been marketed online as a supplement although a 2000 review in the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine found that most of the ingredients in Woodward's gripe water are of questionable value in relieving infantile discomfort, and that getting a fussy baby to stop crying may be no more complicated than giving it some sweet-tasting liquid.[1]
Fortunately for us, our boy is now about 80% breastmilk and it's increasing each day.Exacerbated by formula.
We made the mistake of letting the baby choose her feedings and she would sleep 4-5 hrs at a time. She wasn't growing and we were told to wake her up every 3 hours and feed her. That did the tirckIf it's consecutive, then she's starving her child. A newborn's stomach typically holds about two hours of food. I think we rarely let him sleep more than 3-4 hours before getting him fully awake, gently, to eat.
You will probably see an improvement in overall mood. My daughter never had a drop of formula. No colic, no inconsolable crying and she slept well.Fortunately for us, our boy is now about 80% breastmilk and it's increasing each day.
We never had any problems with the kiddos. I think your situation is a little different since your little guy lost so much weight. All of ours had passed their birth weights by the 10 day mark though I don't think any of them slept 6 hours until at least 6 weeks.
Oh snap. I better call child services.If it's consecutive, then she's starving her child. A newborn's stomach typically holds about two hours of food. I think we rarely let him sleep more than 3-4 hours before getting him fully awake, gently, to eat.
So you agree with what I've read then? You kids didn't sleep six hours until at least week six. I'm not sure how old Laura's friend's child is, but seven hours is just way too long and eventho I'm an idiot, I can confidently say that for a newborn.We never had any problems with the kiddos. I think your situation is a little different since your little guy lost so much weight. All of ours had passed their birth weights by the 10 day mark though I don't think any of them slept 6 hours until at least 6 weeks.
I'm so glad she's doing so much better. I'm trying to let my wife take the lead and our boy has gone upwards of five hours on a few occasions, so I start getting concerned.We made the mistake of letting the baby choose her feedings and she would sleep 4-5 hrs at a time. She wasn't growing and we were told to wake her up every 3 hours and feed her. That did the tirck
Good warning.Oh BTW it seems it is apparently fairly common (and normal) for a 3-4 day growth spurt at the 3 and 6 week marks where 2 hours between feeds is the norm. It's bloody tiring.
That's hawt!That kid could sleep through the Rapture.
"i can has sugar tit?"
dispensers primed and ready.....See: one of stevew's avatars
Just twice.So how many times has he pissed on you?
His kids must have a decent sized bladder as there is no way I'd spend the extra hour a day getting into and out of protective shellsMy brother is getting a yellow rain slicker for his birthday to wear during his kids changings.
You don't. You do NOT wake a sleeping baby if there are no concerns regarding growth.How do you figure? If the kid is gaining weight, then why is it an issue to let them sleep?