Maybe that was his new low too ...I know you're mad, but the guy was probably mentally ill and may not have comprehended what was going on. The vast majority of homeless people have mental issues and don't have access to the proper medications. Maybe your sidewalk looked like a mighty fine place to lay a log...still sucks you have to clean it up, power washer?
I love the irony.
So heres my beef: At 18 I've seen some gnarly ****, and in saying that, I'm not trying to be "tough" or "cool", I'm merely attempting to illustrate a point. I'd hazard a guess that all of us have seen something similar happen in our lives, perhaps some even see something like this happen on a regular basis.
However, the difference between US and YOU (and ultimately the reason why I negged yo ass) is this:
YOU go and "vent" about how terrible it is seeing a dude take a dump in front of your place of buisness, and continue on in your venting to the point where you condemn the individual doing the dumping.
Myself, and other people who actually have a set, take it for what it is; A poop. I may at the time of the incident go "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THAT MAN IS TAKING A DUMP" but I'm not going to attack the guy on the interweb.
Not the venting, more the drama queen style your point was conveyed in.And what's wrong with venting a little frustration in The Lounge section of RM? Every other post is like that, mine just involves human feces. Jeez - I just can't see the justification for the neg rep.
I wanted it to read like a story. Should I go back and edit it to make it sound more Pinkbike for your needs?Not the venting, more the drama queen style your point was conveyed in.
Thanks for the compliment! Running a business is definitely no easy task. I started when I was 24 and I'll be retired before I'm 35 so ultimately I'll be the one with the last laugh (take that mr poop-on-my-doorstep).Because you're only 18 I'm not going to totally slam you Dan, but Kenan is the one with the "set".
I can just picture you at your desk, sniggering at yourself.You're all full of crap.
That would make for one of the most awkward situations possible. You walk into a washroom and someone else is smearing **** on the walls. What could they possibly say to make that better?!?!? "Oh don't worry, it's not mine"i work in retail and i've had plenty of ahole customers leave their share of turds in and around the toilet. we've had on a couple of occasions the crap smeared on the walls in the stalls and outside of them too. just what kind of person does that!!!!?????!!!!! and then mgmt has to get somebody to clean it up. i've made it very clear that i will NEVER clean it up. period. i've made suggestions that we should close them off to customers but corporate doesn't like that. my suggestion is the next time it happens, we take pics and send them to the president with a sample in a baggie with the suggestion that since this happens, and you dont like us to close off the bathrooms, next time we'll save it for you to clean up. you have no idea as to what's in that stuff, what type of diseases etc. personally if i catch someone doing it, i'm shoving their face in it. and here's the weird thing, it happens in the ladies room more than the mens!!!
just wait until he starts to make poopy again and give him a little squirt of thisIncidentally I saw the man in question again today. He seems as mentally fit as any 50 year old man and I'm not entirely convinced that he's homeless. I seriously can't believe I'm the one getting flamed because I complained about a guy sh1tting outside of my office.
Yes - I'd like to contract your services for just one job.I've got no problem picking up crap, you hiring kenan?
The cops didn't give me a hard time and they were even quite nice about the situation but the guy did promise me that he would get someone out there to clean it up and the turd is still there 3 days later.and if asheville pd gives you a hard time about it let me know, i made some friends out there while i was at the less lethal instructor course they hosted last month.
buy pepper spray, empty contents into general purpose spray bottle. label bottle "glass cleaner", spray contents onto offending dump artist.And your pepper spray idea may not be too off base. I think we could use some in the office anyway. But I'm not sure if my insurance co would like that too much.
And that is all it is. ****. I have cleaned my fair share of human **** and puke up. A deli I worked at had a really nice back stair way that was secluded and prime bathroom for homeless folks. It happens. I don't have to poop outside so I am thankful. Just keep it away from your face and any open wounds and you'll live.Myself, and other people who actually have a set, take it for what it is; A poop.
+1 I find it pretty funny as well. I guess some people have nothing better to do than run their mouth to people they dont know on the internet. That and the amount of people who think their opinion just HAS to be heard in EVERY thread is hilarious too lthumbsdown:I seriously can't believe I'm the one getting flamed because I complained about a guy sh1tting outside of my office.
Hmmmmmmmmmmm... :huh:That and the amount of people who think their opinion just HAS to be heard in EVERY thread is hilarious too lthumbsdown:
If you're insinuating that Im contradicting myself by posting that, take a look at my post count and my join date. Then think again.Hmmmmmmmmmmm... :huh:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm... :huh:
Then perhaps you should stop flappin' your e-gums and go help your homeboy clean up some ****.Im friends with Kenan and I ride with him all the time, which was the only reason I said anything in this thread.
Thanx.
of ≠ haveIf I would of caught that fvcker I would of kicked him in his face.
If you're insinuating that Im contradicting myself by posting that, take a look at my post count and my join date. Then think again.
Im friends with Kenan and I ride with him all the time, which was the only reason I said anything in this thread.
Thanx.
I do, it's my life blood. This way I don't have to deal with half wits in the real world. I can just observe from my desk chair.And you are averaging 931 posts a year, talk about someone who wants to be heard on the internet.
And you are averaging 931 posts a year, talk about someone who wants to be heard on the internet.
This thread is classic for sure. If I would have caught that fvcker I would of kicked him in his face.
Flame on.
Ah, the art of turd sculpting.If he was smart, he would take photos and call it art. Make mucho $$$ like that....
Assuming that you're referring to me, I can't understand how you think this isn't a valid complaint. It's not like I'm complaining about any of the thousands of minor things that go on around here on a daily basis. Some dude took a sh1t in front of my business - IMO that's something that I'm entitled to b1tch about.It's a wonder how some of the people on this board function in the world given the stuff they b!tch about.
It's still there - I can almost see it from where I'm sitting right now. It's now been baking in the sun for 3 days - I'll a picture of it would go for some serious cash. I'll even post it up on here if you really want.If he was smart, he would take photos and call it art. Make mucho $$$ like that....
You don't have the guts.It's still there - I can almost see it from where I'm sitting right now. It's now been baking in the sun for 3 days - I'll a picture of it would go for some serious cash. I'll even post it up on here if you really want.
I know it sucks to have to deal with situations like this, but wouldn't it be better for everyone involved, as well as your business, it you just cleaned it up instead of staring at it and bitching about it?It's still there - I can almost see it from where I'm sitting right now. It's now been baking in the sun for 3 days - I'll a picture of it would go for some serious cash. I'll even post it up on here if you really want.
It's lost some of its flavor over the last few days.Can you smell it?
Are your windows open?
I'd probably get banned. But if you really want to see it I'll PM it to you.You don't have the guts.
3 days?! Suck it up princess & clean that **** up!It's still there - I can almost see it from where I'm sitting right now. It's now been baking in the sun for 3 days - I'll a picture of it would go for some serious cash. I'll even post it up on here if you really want.