[loco-gringo]

Batter Blaster - http://www.batterblaster.com/index.php

What a horrible name, but brilliant idea. I made waffles Saturday morning and wanted to kill myself. I suspect this tastes horrible, but will be easy. Besides, who can say they would really walk by a can of pancake mix that dispenses like Ready Whip??? Pure marketing brilliance.

 

[eric strt6]

I thought you had bought one of these for PSP

 

[Damo]

Yeah.... Pure marketing brilliance....

 

[loco-gringo]

Yeah.... Pure marketing brilliance....

Eat your french toast and shut up.

 

[blue]

Batter Blaster - http://www.batterblaster.com/index.php

What a horrible name, but brilliant idea. I made waffles Saturday morning and wanted to kill myself. I suspect this tastes horrible, but will be easy. Besides, who can say they would really walk by a can of pancake mix that dispenses like Ready Whip??? Pure marketing brilliance.

Anything but waffles/pampakes made from scratch is for bitches.

I HATE Bisquick.

 

[Damo]

French toast out of a can?

Nope.

 

[loco-gringo]

Anything but waffles/pampakes made from scratch is for bitches.

I HATE Bisquick.

Not Bisquick, dumb ass. It's pancake batter in a spray can. Brilliance I tell ya.

 

[loco-gringo]

French toast out of a can?

Nope.

That would kick ass too. Imagine a bacon vending machine and you have reached a state of Xen.

 

[Damo]

Bah!

 

[blue]

Not Bisquick, dumb ass. It's pancake batter in a spray can. Brilliance I tell ya.

It's premixed Bisquick in a can.

This thread is like calling THIS:

An acceptable alternative for THIS:

 

[H8R]

I made waffles Saturday morning and wanted to kill myself.

Please attempt more waffles. Every morning.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Please attempt more waffles. Every morning.

With bacon...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

This is the wrong way to make waffles.

 

[mandown]

That would kick ass too. Imagine a bacon vending machine and you have reached a state of Xen.

you mean the bacon vending machine on JKranked's avatar wasn't real?

 

[$tinkle]

even more amazing than mantyhose?

ed: it gets worse: http://www.e-mancipate.net/

 

[loco-gringo]

you mean the bacon vending machine on JKranked's avatar wasn't real?

It could be. If you had told me about pancakes in a can last week I wouldn't have believed you either. There is hope.

 

[loco-gringo]

even more amazing than mantyhose?

ed: it gets worse: http://www.e-mancipate.net/

That was so gay I had to go look at pron for a minute. Sheesh.

edit - to be clear, I mean nekkid chicks.

 

[jonKranked]

That would kick ass too. Imagine a bacon vending machine and you have reached a state of Xen.

WTF is XEN? is he Xenu's brother or some sh*t? Don't be bringing scientology into bacon.
















I think you meant "zen"

 

[loco-gringo]

WTF is XEN? is he Xenu's brother or some sh*t? Don't be bringing scientology into bacon.

I think you meant "zen"

Nope. It's like saying bullet in cycling. It's just wrong. Since I have Xen road pedals and a Xen helmet, I have changed the spelling. Don't question me, fool.

 

[jonKranked]

Nope. It's like saying bullet in cycling. It's just wrong.

huh? i've never heard of that.

 

[loco-gringo]

huh? i've never heard of that.

Since the Bullit was made, it's just wrong to say bullet.

 

[jonKranked]

Since the Bullit was made, it's just wrong to say bullet.

JTFC have you been taking spelling lessons from PSP???

 

[loco-gringo]

JTFC have you been taking spelling lessons from PSP???

dh_girlie actually.

 

[mandown]

even more amazing than mantyhose?

ed: it gets worse: http://www.e-mancipate.net/

damn it, some of us are eating here.

that link was so fem that i was offended (and i wear knee high stockings and shop in the girls section at Hot Topic).
hell, even...