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$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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i flew on a canadian regional air re-make that had all the 1st class seats ripped out to make way for coach. as a result of putting seats where the coach bulkhead used to be, my row was situated to be without any view whatsoever.

therefore, i hated mmike for 2 hrs on friday
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
21,241
10,165
I have no idea where I am
i flew on a canadian regional air re-make that had all the 1st class seats ripped out to make way for coach. as a result of putting seats where the coach bulkhead used to be, my row was situated to be without any view whatsoever.

therefore, i hated mmike for 2 hrs on friday
Pfft, that's only part time hate.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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Obese have right to 2 airline seats: Canada court
OTTAWA (Reuters) - Obese people have the right to two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada, the Supreme Court of Canada ruled on Thursday.
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The high court declined to hear an appeal by Canadian airlines of a decision by the Canadian Transportation Agency that people who are "functionally disabled by obesity" deserve to have two seats for one fare.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
The hate isn't burning, it is like a mountain. The hate is massive, been around for a long time and will be around long into the future.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
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Oz
I thought I was all alone in how I felt about him.
Its good to have support.
 

bizutch

Delicate CUSTOM flower
Dec 11, 2001
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Over your shoulder whispering
I hate MMike because I love being part of the e-mob mentality. :shakefist:


Actually, I found a great nickname for MMike. I vote we change his Custom title to the following:

Main Entry: oaf
Pronunciation: \&#712;&#333;f\
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural oafs
Etymology: alteration of auf, alfe goblin's child, probably from Middle English alven, elven elf, fairy, from Old English elfen nymphs; akin to Old English ælf elf &#8212; more at elf
Date: 1625
1 : a stupid person : boob
2 : a big clumsy slow-witted person



 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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mmike's hands are too soft & milky to be that of an oaf.

i hear he rides w/ basq gloves, just to be prudent.