dammit, laughing too much, made me blow a snot bubble out of my nose. Gotta come back to this..
awesomeMe:
Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick.
her:
of course u can wats a sandwich with no chips or grapesoda!?
Me:
the sammich was good, but u needs to get these dishes da fck outta here. the game's comin on
Her:
ok ok yes daddy im to it right now... anything else
maybe a massage while u watch da game?
Me:
I said shut the fck up. The game's on.
Her:
HUH ? boi wat is yo prob i jus asked fa u 2 comment my pics fa me an wat language r u speak n cuz dat dont look like english
Me:
You should talk about who can speak proper English, you stupid fvcking ignorant cvnt bitch. You didn't spell a single word right in your last message.
Have a great day.
Her:
awww that is messed up see i only talk like that to impress other black people ...
This outta be good.Stay tuned for a full site makeover in an interactive blog format. New profiles (hipsters, watch out) and guest contributors on the horizon too. I can't wait to get sued.
Wow, just wow. I damn near pooped my pants.i continu ****in u as i feel rigormortis set in. TIGHT. foneesha is tryin to get up but is slippin aroun in da blood. i clench yo asscheeks wit my hands as i continu poundin away. i take a fist and beat mah cheast like im king of da jungle. "THUG LIFE! THUG LIFE!"
that is a good one...Her:
Y U WANNA **** ME??
Me:
BCUZ UR THE HOTTEST GUY I'Z EVA SEEN!
Her:
GUY???
****ing gold right there.