or a Cheerio.
I was just offered a vagina cookie
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I've always thought that fortune cookies looked like little vaginas....
Every time I break into a vagina, I feel fortunate, so yeah.
I miss college...
Is it because they are sometimes brown around the edges with a little piece of paper sticking out?
I am just glad it wasn't roast beef with mayo. 
It's still early in the year, but this is the early front runner for the '07 Thread of the Year honors...
So, I just went in closer and realized there are lollipops too
That's right, Vaginas on sticks
That's right, Vaginas on sticks
Are the vaginas on the stick or are the sticks in the vaginas? Pull one of the sticks and see what happens.
Teh table's slogan is "don't be wussy, eat a pussy"
should be "girl or a guy, just eat at the Y"
Is that with mayo or without?
offer to shave it?
ask what recipe they used, cause some of them are just too greasy!
Dude - you like dry biscuits?
emmm moist warm biscuits...Dude - you like dry biscuits?
"A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal."
This thread has really piqued my curiosity. I can't WAIT for the day when I finally see a woman naked!
Would you like me to send you a cooch cookie or a labia lollipop? Maybe it'll help ease your transition.
he kept his eyes averted in shame the whole time...Wife told you she had an immaculate conception, eh?
A performance like his and I'd be ashamed, too.
Wow, its amazing where a thread about Flour, sugar, and water shaped into a vagina goes....
Dude - you like dry biscuits?
no I just don't like super greasy buscuits! made the right way, they are mouth watering!
as a matter of fact I am an equal oppertunity biscuit lover!
extra grease I need not!
I prefer a greasy biscuit. Makes everything so much..... easier... better... greasier.... something...no I just don't like super greasy buscuits! made the right way, they are mouth watering!
as a matter of fact I am an equal oppertunity biscuit lover!
extra grease I need not!
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His wife was averting her eyes as well.
I got's me a new signature!...as a matter of fact I am an equal oppertunity biscuit lover!
In Canada you can marry livestock?!??!?!
Disclaimer: I've never met MMike or his wife. I'm sure she's perfectly nice and reasonably sane...and not a horse...that's ukjason's realm. This post was merely in humoristic jest.
No harm, no foul. To MMike: Feel free to take shots at me, I'm fat. And 
You think he had anything to do with it?
What is this vagina thing everyone is talking about?
check w/ stosh.
No, Ukjason would only go for the male horses, and the females are likely to sh!t all over his car, and scratch it...