so same bucket as showing up drunk thenYeah. But when you work on military stuff smoking is off limits.
Yeah. Massive hangover when you're still a little drunk = fired.so same bucket as showing up drunk then
Why not both?so your best options right now are cross dressing or the quran
not everything is about you.Just what our military needs, a lazy non motivated **** being involved in product design. I will remember you the next time an experimental aircraft goes down because of design flaws, and I supervise the recovery efforts and see people I know comforting the family of the crew.
You pay into your own unemployment for your first 26 weeks, it's not like he's gonna be a "99er".Not to mention another leach on an already overburdened system. I hope you get exactly what you are asking for.
If I start working slower/lazy it doesn't mean I'm suddenly going to forget how to be an engineer. I've been doing this for nearly a decade and have fixed way more problems than I've caused.Just what our military needs, a lazy non motivated **** being involved in product design. I will remember you the next time an experimental aircraft goes down because of design flaws, and I supervise the recovery efforts and see people I know comforting the family of the crew.
I argue with engineers everyday at work over drawings. I'm sorry, but I am your enemy! For I am QA!!If I start working slower/lazy it doesn't mean I'm suddenly going to forget how to be an engineer. I've been doing this for nearly a decade and have fixed way more problems than I've caused.
I pay far more taxes than most. My wife and I make enough where we lose all kinds of deductions. Like I said before, I really want my 10 weeks of severance pay.Not to mention another leach on an already overburdened system. I hope you get exactly what you are asking for.
LOL I'm actually in stress and dynamics analysis. So I tell those silly design engineers their stuff is going to break.I argue with engineers everyday at work over drawings. I'm sorry, but I am your enemy! For I am QA!!![]()
I'm trying to get into technical writing at my place. I gotta put my journalism degree to use somehow.LOL I'm actually in stress and dynamics analysis. So I tell those silly design engineers their stuff is going to break.
See JohnE's comment above. I want to get laid off, not become a crap engineer.design everything to fail.
sounds like you're there.See JohnE's comment above. I want to get laid off, not become a crap engineer.
That and if you work for the FAA, that can mean prison time in some cases.See JohnE's comment above. I want to get laid off, not become a crap engineer.
Not even worth repying to...ithnu, I certainly hope for your conscience sake that your actions do not result in any unneccesary deaths, injuries or cost overruns. Good luck...not everything is about you.
if you'd like your own soap box, allow me to direct you to the "new thread" buttonNot even worth repying to...ithnu, I certainly hope for your conscience sake that your actions do not result in any unneccesary deaths, injuries or cost overruns. Good luck...
I'm going to reply to you.Not even worth repying to...ithnu, I certainly hope for your conscience sake that your actions do not result in any unneccesary deaths, injuries or cost overruns. Good luck...
Sgt Buzz Killington showed up.This thread has taken the turn I figured it would.
say it! say car ramrod!Start snorting lines of crushed Viagara so you can rock a boner all day at work, then just stop in high visibility areas and stare dejectedly at your crotch, mumbling incoherently.
You're my fvking hero. Let me know when you figure it out. Inspiration!Oh I'm not worried about finding another job. I'll just get 10 weeks of paychecks (severance) and unemployment if I get laid off. So that's the goal. I'm not in my 20s anymore, I'm not going to harden the f%uk up. I want the summer off.
And the your dime? All I work on is government projects so the money is coming from your dime no matter what.![]()
talk to a tech recruiter and have them look for you
this.If you want the summer off, take it. Unemployment should be for those who need it, not those who want a free paycheck.
Must be a regional thing? My wife got laid off last winter, signed up online, and unemployment checks rolled in...unemployment has become difficult to obtain these days. the days of simply being laid off and being able to collect are things of the past...