is this just the lamest attempt at a pity party?
The comments are cracking me up, though some are pretty ruthless.
The comments are cracking me up, though some are pretty ruthless.
Do you have any video games
I don't give a damn.
Where the hell are my waffles?
Remember to cut DOWN, and not across otherwise UR DOIN IT WRONG.
Someone has their priorities in order...I don't give a damn.
Where the hell are my waffles?
Wrong.The problem with society today is that kids are told, "You can do anything you put your mind to." This is the biggest lie.
Touche'.Wrong.
Some people just have to struggle harder than others.
It should read: "You can do anything you put your mind to if you suck it the fvck up and stop being a whiny bitch".
The more I read, the more I'm leaning towards that. Judging by the fact that the blog is less than a week old and has such a following is curious. I'd also venture to say that it might have been taken down already if it was genuine.viral marketing for a movie.
Yep, its time to either take a crap or get off the pot.Some people are funny.
"This is not a public cry for help..."
Then why did you start a blog? Why wait 90 days? Just do it or don't, damn.
"Forget reading, writing and arithmetic. In high school, learning to be yourself and not succumbing to peer pressure is the ultimate test. And this is one exam that Mandy is determined not to fail."
I do daily google searches for 'suicidal emo women'.Yep, its time to either take a crap or get off the pot.
The question is, how did you find this nutjob?
The only problem is that when I ask the match.com women why they're suicidal, most of them point to match.com.fixed.
At which point you reply with, "Since you're going to kill yourself anyway, how about you give me a BJ on your way out?"The only problem is that when I ask the match.com women why they're suicidal, most of them point to match.com.
That's funny.All potential murderers: she is fair game on day 91....
See, I try that and then they usually kill themselves faster. I have this kind of rico suave demeanor that makes 'em even crazier.At which point you reply with, "Since you're going to kill yourself anyway, how about you give me a BJ on your way out?"
Are you watching Discovery channel right now too? haha...That's funny.
I don't understand how you could off yourself before getting the chance to operate a dragline or bucketwheel excavator or driving a mining truck.
I'm writing this in the hopes that you will consider returning your dress and instead buy a velour pantsuit. That way, we could wear matching clothes when we both do our respective things. Think about how much more powerful our statements would be in synchronicity - at the exact moment you kill yourself, I will poop my pants. It would be a Eureka! moment the likes of which the world has never seen.
Savage Henry
* Gender: Male
* Location: United States
About Me
I am going poop my pants in 90 days. What else should i say? This blog is not a cry for help or even to get attention. It's simply a public record of my last 90 days with clean trousers. I'm not incontinent and nothing extremely horrible has lead me to this decision. But, does it really have to? I mean, as an avid eater I know clean trousers are dictated by societal constraints. My colon has had no great depression, no great war and it's biggest obstacle is the choice between 1 ply and 2 ply. So, if I feel like saying "blow mud", why can't I? Anyway, I hope you enjoy my thoughts as the clock runs out. Please don't attempt to "help" me. If you want to truly help, please send me ideas on how to do the deed. thx-Henry
I figured you'd say, "I'm going to fvck your corpse raw. Just thought you should know."At which point you reply with, "Since you're going to kill yourself anyway, how about you give me a BJ on your way out?"
You wait till you've already styled her hair with money shot.I figured you'd say, "I'm going to fvck your corpse raw. Just thought you should know."
I wish my hair was as emo as her.Man, I wish my lawn mower was as emo as her.
Or not.
Or get run over by one. Seriously. Bikes bring joy, emo kids don't like joy. Joy is the anti-emo, much like the anti-christ, but with a tight black hoody and cry baby attitude.She needs to ride a bike.
My closeness to this project must have made art seem like reality to many people. That is not a reaction that I expected nor can I morally justify. This is why my project, 90DayJane, will be taken down in the next few hours.
90DayJane was meant to mirror the tragic figure, Christine Chubbuck. Newscaster Christine Chubbuck committed suicide in 1974 by shooting herself in the head live on air. She was very vocal about her depression to those around her and gave every indication of her exact intentions leading up to the event. Sadly, no one reacted or helped Christine and those left behind could only ask “why”.
Her story both inspired and terrified me because I can truly empathize with her rage and even her isolation. I wondered how Christine’s life and subsequent suicide would play out in our time. Would the internet be yet another place of isolation to her or an escape?