[lux]

You really shouldn't have done that to my private parts.

Dang, y'all some nasty biatches, ain't ya?

 

[ncrider]

You really should try some of my sandwhich.

Thanks, but I actually have a really great sandwhich of my own.

 

[Ciaran]

Thanks, I really love being in the middle of a nice man sandwich.

Maybe you should stop hanging out with that "lovebunny" guy.

 

[hooples3]

Maybe you should hang out with me and my lovebunny guy:

no thanks... three's a crowd

 

[robdamanii]

no thanks... three's not enough to get me going.

Just go to a highway rest stop then.

 

[ncrider]

I just got raped at a highway rest stop.

So I guess thats not an urban myth, eh.

 

[Ciaran]

You can find me at a highway rest stop then.

I've heard some bad things about those places.

 

[DRB]

DRB you should go for the Thai.

I thought so to. So I'm eating an order of pad thai. Its really good.

 

[lux]

I'm eating a young thai boy right now. He's really good.

I think I just threw up a little in my throat.

 

[Ciaran]

I can still taste that little thai boy in my throat.

You people need to stop going to thailand.

 

[hooples3]

I think I just threw up a little in my throat when i took to much of him in my mouth

You can take more than that

 

[DRB]

I just threw up and I'm going to eat it for lunch.

I'll stick with pad thai.

 

[lux]

I'll stick it in this thai boy right now.

Foo Yuck!

 

[ncrider]

Foo Yuck! Bugs don't taste good!

Try chocolate covered ants!

 

[lux]

I just threw up and it looks like chocolate covered ants!

No thanks, I already ate.

 

[DRB]

No thanks, I already sex with a dead cat.

If you say so.

 

[lux]

I say MMike smells like a dead cat. So there!

I like MMike.

 

[DRB]

I hate MMike.

Of course you do. All reasonable people do.

 

[ncrider]

Of course I shave my junk. All reasonable people do.

Yeah, except those weird Euros.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

A weird Euro shaved my junk for me.

That sounds like a personal problem...

 

[Ciaran]

Shaving ncriders junk is my personal pleasure...

Use lot's of shaving cream.

 

[zane]

shaving cream makes me VERY aroused.

As long as your partner's into it too.......

 

[Ciaran]

As long as my partner's into it with you.......

Sorry, I'm not into sharing.

 

[DRB]

Sorry, I'm not making sense.

You certainly aren't.

 

[Reactor]

I can tell you certainly aren't MMike. He likes sharing.

I thought you hated mmike.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Mmike loved me with the broom handle last night. I didn't hate it, I liked it!

That's great.....just great...

 

[JRB]

That's not so great.....just not so great...

Why such negativity???

 

[DRB]

Why such negativity???

I don't know. Why can't the lounge be like it used to be?

 

[ncrider]

I don't know. Why can't I let go of the past?

Change is something that certain people can't except.

 

[lux]

I usual speelz godd, accept this one time right hear.

Dude, use a spellchecker, mmmkay?

 

[DRB]

I change my underwear 5 or 6 times a day.

I'm thinking a roast beef sandwich with pepper jack cheese on wheat with a couple of tomatos straight from the garden for dinner.

 

[Ciaran]

I'm thinking a rock of crack with fromunda cheese on wheat with a couple of hoes straight outta Compton for dinner.

Fo shizzle... it's time to go home. I'm bored.

 

[Skookum]

The woman in my avatar is farting.

This thread has the potential of becoming a second cousins monkey's uncle to the two turd threads.

 

[DRB]

I was a monkey's uncle second cousin but then I just killed the monkey.

Monkey killer.

 

[H8R]

This thread is the gayest thing since Liberace's gayer cousin's ultra gay lover's super-mega-gay transexual meth dealer.

I agree.

End this f8ckin sausage party NOW.

 

[DRB]

I agree.

Sheep go to heaven, goats go to hell.

That's what they say.

 

[Ciaran]

I once saw a sheep eat hay. And then H8R went up to the sheep and... oops, not supposed to tell that story anymore...

You people frighten me.

 

[robdamanii]

You people turn me on.

You're so flattering.

 

[DRB]

I'm going to eat feces for lunch.

Well I certainly won't be eating that for lunch today. Not that hungry so I'll probably just get a salad.

 

[robdamanii]

Well I certainly will be MMike for lunch today. I like him and we can have a salad together.

What a good friend you are.