[jonKranked]

how much does it cost to feed a high horse?

well, first you'd have to compare how much a sober person eats compared to a stoner with the munchies to establish a baseline of how being high affects appetite. Then you'd need to extrapolate that ratio with how much a horse eats sober to determine how much a high horse would eat. But more importantly, how do you get the horse high? I'd imagine you'd need something strong, like peyote or crack.

Some references for horse appetites:

http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses

 

[IH8Rice]

Wasn't he just on "Minute To Win It" recently, too. Thought I saw him and Steve-O as I flipped through the channels.

He has a show called "Proving Grounds" on G4 but they just canceled it apparently

 

[eaterofdog]

Wait, didn't this dude stick a car up his ass?

 

[jonKranked]

Wait, didn't this dude stick a car up his ass?

no, he was the one that drove a drunk porsche up a horses ass. but then, he decided to get a horse drunk and then get the porsche's ass x-rayed.

 

[Pesqueeb]

how much does it cost to feed a high horse?

Of everybody here I actually would have thought you'd be in the best position to answer that.

 

[jimmydean]

He has a show called "Proving Grounds" on G4 but they just canceled it apparently

Because he proved the Porsche was no match for a tree. He was committed to his craft.

 

[stevew]

Of everybody here I actually would have thought you'd be in the best position to answer that.

i don't hate everyone around me.

i'm just a simple asshole with no delusions of grandeur.

I prefer to think of it as another opportunity for you to once again prove how aloof, unique and superior you are to the rest of us.

remember?

 

[Pesqueeb]

remember?

I doubt you'd give us an opportunity to forget.

 

[CBJ]

That is the second time he has had a car rammed up his ass.

But only the first time he died from it.

 

[gonefirefightin]

no sympathy from me, If he was dumb enough to drive like a jackass drunk, he had it coming, but to kill his passenger? uncalled for

 

[BeerMe]

It's all fun and games until someone...

 

[jonKranked]

It's all fun and games until someone...

...rides a horse into a drunk tree with a porsche up their ass.

 

[Sandwich]

what matchbox car was shoved up his ass? that would be some serious carma if it was a porsche...

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

its pretty pathetic all everyone wants to do in here is make fun of a dead guy

 

[IH8Rice]

its pretty pathetic someone drove drunk and died

ftfy.

 

[skyst3alth]

I was watching Jackass 2.5 at the same time he crashed/died. Crazy.

 

[jonKranked]

its pretty pathetic all everyone wants to do in here is make fun of a dead guy

you know what else is pathetic? we'll never know if he did a flip as he flew out the windshield

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I was watching Jackass 2.5 at the same time he crashed/died. Crazy.

Would have been crazier if you were watching it with a Matchbox car shoved up your ass, but you haven't done that since we moved out of Andover.

 

[-BB-]

well, first you'd have to compare how much a sober person eats compared to a stoner with the munchies to establish a baseline of how being high affects appetite. Then you'd need to extrapolate that ratio with how much a horse eats sober to determine how much a high horse would eat. But more importantly, how do you get the horse high? I'd imagine you'd need something strong, like peyote or crack.

Some references for horse appetites:

http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses

Depends on what he is "on"... If it is some nasty meth then the answer would be ZERO. That high horse has no appetite.

 

[jonKranked]

Depends on what he is "on"... If it is some nasty meth then the answer would be ZERO. That high horse has no appetite.

but what if the horse got some AWESOME meth?!?!?!

 

[jimmydean]

you know what else is pathetic? There was no film crew to capture it for Jackass 4D.

fify.

 

[JohnE]

its pretty pathetic all everyone wants to do in here is make fun of a dead guy

Even more pathetic that said dead guy had all that money, and not enough brains to call a cab. Again, just glad he only took himslef and passenger out, and no one else that we know of.

 

[jonKranked]

Even more pathetic that said dead guy had all that money, and not enough brains to call a horse.

 

[Westy]

Even more pathetic that said dead guy had all that money, and not enough brains to call a cab. Again, just glad he only took himslef and passenger out, and no one else that we know of.

It has been reported that he had 5 drinks over four hours. If that is true he was probably under the legal limit BAC limit that is. I'm pretty sure most people out there would have driven under the same circumstances.

 

[manhattanprjkt83]

It has been reported that he had 5 drinks over four hours. If that is true he was probably under the legal limit BAC limit that is. I'm pretty sure most people out there would have driven under the same circumstances.

and how many of the ppl in this thread have not done that before...seriously...

pretty tasteless bs going on in here...

 

[Mr Jones]

It has been reported that he had 5 drinks over four hours. If that is true he was probably under the legal limit BAC limit that is. I'm pretty sure most people out there would have driven under the same circumstances.

so you're saying hey babied his first two drinks for the first 3.5 hours and slammed 3 more drinks in the last 30min he was at the party???

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Or this?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M-koAsw4gTE

 

[Mr Jones]

and how many of the ppl in this thread have not done that before...seriously...

pretty tasteless bs going on in here...

I've done it in my youth, hate myself for doing it, glad I didn't kill anyone, will not do it again.

 

[Whoops]

RIP.

Dead is dead - I'm sure his/passengers family are grieving, whether it was DUI or not.

 

[jdcamb]

I tell my neice when we see dead animals on the side of the road that they are just sleeping. You can't do that when its just parts though....

 

[jonKranked]

and how many of the ppl in this thread have not done that before...seriously...

pretty tasteless bs going on in here...

Oh itll get worse... I've been keeping an eye on 4chan for pictures of the charred mangled corpses

 

[BIGHITR]

I don't know man... There are two sets of skids marks in that footage online. Note the ones on the left. He may have been racing a friend. Note the other tracks skid to a stop right at the crash as if to see the crash, stop, look, and most likely ran to help, realized there was no way he could be helped and then fled to avoid getting a DWI or a reckless driving charge themselves. Shame to die so young though. (on left) Front tires stop a bit in front and cocked left of the other tracks of the back tires. Someone came to a skidding halt there. Probably witnessed the crash.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

New custom title for Bighitr? Vehicular accident reconstruction expert?

 

[Pesqueeb]

New custom title for Bighitr? Vehicular accident reconstruction expert?

 

[cecil]

its pretty pathetic all everyone wants to do in here is make fun of a dead guy

someones child is dead its sad, i totally agree drinking and driving is wrong.

what about smoking, eating mcdonalds or other crappy fast food everyday, or chicken wings with all that saturated fat, do you put on the proper sun screen to avoid the risk of skin cancer?! all this will kill you in different more prolonged ways.

clean up your own back yard before talking about someone elses

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

It sounded better in my head. Besides, you can't mess with the Sheen-inspired current title.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

someones child is dead its sad, i totally agree drinking and driving is wrong.

what about smoking, eating mcdonalds or other crappy fast food everyday, or chicken wings with all that saturated fat, do you put on the proper sun screen to avoid the risk of skin cancer?! all this will kill you in different more prolonged ways.

clean up your own back yard before talking about someone elses

 

[IH8Rice]

someones child is dead its sad, i totally agree drinking and driving is wrong.

what about smoking, eating mcdonalds or other crappy fast food everyday, or chicken wings with all that saturated fat, do you put on the proper sun screen to avoid the risk of skin cancer?! all this will kill you in different more prolonged ways.

clean up your own back yard before talking about someone elses

 

[cecil]

everyone is passing judgement on a kid they did not know personally, and i guarantee most of the people passing judgement do plenty of stupid things that could kill themselves or someone else!

but its hypocritemonkey i should have known better...........

 

[stevew]

New custom title for Bighitr? Vehicular accident reconstruction expert?

i'm not a expert at accident re-creation....but i did sleep at a holiday inn express last night.....