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KERRY ON ORANGE ALERT: SKIN TRANSITION ON EVE OF DEBATE
DrudgeReport.com | 28 Sep

Just days before Dem presidential hopeful John Kerry is set to take the stage in a debate opener projected to be seen by 70 million, photos show the senator dramatically taking on color.



Is it the late September Wisconsin sun during debate prep that has turned Kerry's face to rich pumpkin-colored hues?

Or has he been campaigning in the rust-belt?

Kerry advisers defend the sudden deep tan transition, noting how it simply was from a game of flag football last Friday in Bedford, Mass.

But the College Democrats who met Kerry were surprised by his rich tan glow -- before the game even began, the HARVARD CRIMSON reports.

 
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Orange Alert: Fake Tan on the Campaign Trail
NY Sun | 9/29/04 | Pia Catton

'If the tan is something you notice, you've gone too far.' You should never look at someone and say, 'Wow, that man is tan,' says Jessica 'Kayla' Conrad, a former stripper and author of the self help book- 'Dance Naked: The Guide to Unleashing Your Inner Hottie.'

And in Mr. Kerry's case, he's going for a specific look. 'It's all about the sex appeal,' she said. 'It lends him a Kennedy-esque, time spent boating quality.'

Indeed, with his suddenly tanned skin, Mr. Kerry appears to be trying to tap into the image making power of television-as John F. Kennedy did against Richard Nixon during the first televised 1960 Presidential Debates.

The pale unamed up Richard Nixon and his 5'o clock shadow came across poorly on television.

But has Senator Kerry gone too far? He could be well on his way to 'tanorexia' an overdosing condition which, according to Mrs. Conrad, occurs when you look in the mirror and think your never tan enough.'


(Excerpt) Read more at http://www.nysun.com/article/2387 ...
 
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What do you expect to happen when you color yourself orange?

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