[LordOpie]

LESSON #42 : When using a twist canister of lip balm and running low, retract after each use. Otherwise, when you remove the cap while riding, you may see what little you have left go whizzing off.

OBJECT #130 that you don't expect to see while riding : A golf ball rolling quicky towards your front wheel, requiring you to make a fast evasive manuever.

PLEASURE #7 : Breaking in new parts. (switched from 170s to 175s and from crappy old BB to a new ultegra BB)

PLEASURE #2 : Riding for 2:40 on day so nice that you don't bother to turn on your MP3 player.


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[ioscope]

Lesson #43 : Tighten locknuts.

 

[chicodude]

Lesson # 85674: Fart when you are decending, It will make you go faster

 

[LordOpie]

Lesson # 85675: Make sure it's *just* a fart.

 

[LordOpie]

Object #312 : A TV in working-order appearance sitting on the side of road in the middle of nowhere.

 

[LordOpie]

PLEASURE #1 : riding at a brisk pace for 50 miles with someone attractive.

 

[LordOpie]

 

[chicodude]

PLEASURE #1 : riding at a brisk pace for 50 miles with someone attractive.

Yea, as long as it's a girl

 

[ito]

PLEASURE #1 : riding at a brisk pace for 50 miles with someone attractive.

PLEASURE #1.b: DRAFTING at a brisk pace for 50 miles behind someone attractive.

OBJECT# 28: Softcore porn magazines

PLEASURE #3: 7 miles of downhill riding midpack with a bunch of crotch rockets.

The Ito

 

[DBR X6 RIDER]

Pleasure #4 - Dying a thousand deaths up a long, steady climb on a hot day knowing that with each pedalstroke you are that much closer to a screaming descent.

Object #15 - Pimpin' pair of medium-dark tinted Gucci shades in mint condition sitting on a table in an empty park. They're good for both road and off-road riding, but even better when off the bike.

 

[chicodude]

Object #15 - Pimpin' pair of medium-dark tinted Gucci shades in mint condition sitting on a table in an empty park. They're good for both road and off-road riding, but even better when off the bike.

That pimp is going to pop a cap in yo' ass when he finds out you jacked his shades