[X3pilot]

And it's Friday and I'm working and bored...Gotta spread some rep love..let's go...

 

[stevew]

NSFW

 

[stevew]

NSFW

 

[stevew]

NSFW

 

[stevew]

NSFW

 

[DirtyMike]

Why do women prefer older ob/gyn.......... Shakey hands

 

[DirtyMike]

What is the greek military saying???

Never leave your buddy's "behind"

 

[Brian HCM#1]

And it's Friday and I'm working and bored...Gotta spread some rep love..let's go...

Lets reach into the archives and display a little classic MMike

 

[IH8Rice]

 

[denjen]

This guy is hilarious. 2:22 had me rolling.

NSFW

 

[RatsAss]

 

[X3pilot]

Yeah, that made me laugh again!

 

[Inclag]

This is an actual G-Chat transcript with my girlfriend from earlier this morning.

10:09 AM
Kate: you are never going to beliee what just hapened to me
will u let me know when you're back
i need to come get your house key

10:14 AM
me: hi
Kate: hi
so
me: what happenend?
Kate: i went over to stop and shop
to use the atm
me: ok
Kate: and as im over there, my morning coffee kicks in
so i go to the bathroom

10:15 AM
i stand up, flush, and my car key falls out of my pocket and flushes right down the ffing toilet
i had it by itself
like not on a chain
me: ok
haha
Kate: and my house keys are locked in my car
i dont even know where my spare key is at home
but i have to go home and get it
me: come over here and i'll swing down and give you my house key
Kate: ok well i have to see if i can use someeone's car firsh
first
me: ok just give me a call

10:16 AM
Kate: k leave your phone on you
me: i will
Kate: i mean really? did that just happen?

10:17 AM
me: you tell me

10:18 AM
the guys ust got a good laugh
Kate: haha sweet!
i am laughing myself
i mean honestly
who would think a key would even flush
i like stuck my hand in there and eveyrthing
gone

10:20 AM
me: youm stuck you hand in the toilet?
yuck
Kate: after it was flushed!
me: yuck!!!!!
how did you do that?

10:21 AM
how did the key fall out
and when did you notice
did you poo?

10:22 AM
Kate: after it was all flushed
i felt to see if it was there

10:23 AM
like maybe if it hadnt flushed
it literally fell out of my pants ppocket as i stood up and thetoilet was flushing

10:24 AM
ok im leaving now
be therei n 10

I proposed to her 2 weeks ago. What did I get myself into

 

[denjen]

This is an actual G-Chat transcript with my girlfriend from earlier this morning.



I proposed to her 2 weeks ago. What did I get myself into

Seems like she has a good sense of humor, that always goes a long ways

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I proposed to her 2 weeks ago. What did I get myself into

Congrats dude!

 

[golgiaparatus]

 

[insanitylevel9]

 

[insanitylevel9]

http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/

 

[Sandwich]

poo hands.

 

[Jim Mac]

NSFW

 

[insanitylevel9]

http://www.pinkbike.com/video/210998
i was dying watching this

 

[Arkayne]

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

The one on the far left is a precursor to the "retards: everybody knows one" owl demotivational poster.

 

[big-ted]

http://www.tuckermax.com/

You're welcome.

 

[stoney]

http://www.tuckermax.com/

You're welcome.

Tucker is a bad person - I am never hanging out with him again. While our nights out with him wasn't my Burley night, they were always damn close.

For context, the girlfriend that he refers to in his stories, is the older sister of my best friend's girlfriend. Needless to say, we went out a lot when we were in LA.

 

[stevew]

 

[stevew]

 

[stevew]

 

[Uncle Cliffy]