Really? Cougar is an older lady who goes after younger men...Ok i googled cougar but i dont think i wanna click any links on my company laptop...
Please enlighten me
-Urban DictionaryThat cougar I met last night, showed me **** I didn't know existed, I'm goin back for more.
most def interested....before i started dating my gf of course
they are like fat chicks. they try harderWord. They don't play games....and there are a lot of older women that are in better shape than girls in their 20s.
Exactly. They have to compete with all those twenty somethings. The older ladies actually tend to be on the aggressive side IME. Good times. On top of it they usually have money....they are like fat chicks. they try harder
Pretty sure you have to be 40+ to officially be a cougar.I've been with a couple 30 somethings in the last few months and they were both 10x better than any chick I've ever been with in her 20s. Not sure if 30s are considered cougars but some women definitely get better with age
Yea I thought so. I think they call 30-39s PumasPretty sure you have to be 40+ to officially be a cougar.
How old a snake are we talking about?Prior to marriage, I would have f*#ked a snake, so I might not be a good consultant.
) this really made my day ..hahaHow old a snake are we talking about?
Mine went from MILF to Cougar at 41.Pretty sure you have to be 40+ to officially be a cougar.
I would just like to nominate this post for the RM post of the year award.This all ties into my Theory of Pussy Devaluation.
Before they are 30, women think it's made of gold. "You need to buy me something nice and listen to my stupid ****, blah blah."
Post 30, they start realizing it's not getting any fresher and they are like "You want some of this, get in there boy, bang it like a drum! You want some breakfast?"
i'm there for them.I feel sorry for the barely legal chicks who are no longer getting attention like they used to.
and theyll clean your house tooPost 30, they start realizing it's not getting any fresher and they are like "You want some of this, get in there boy, bang it like a drum! You want some breakfast?"
I was dating one earlier this year that would drop soooo much coin on me that the over/under on how much I owe her is somewhere in the 1-2k range. She bought me Club level tickets to the Ravens vs Steelers game and when I showed up at her place before the game she had a brand new Authentic Jersey ($200+) and an authentic sideline Hoodie ($100+) for me, and she always made a point to leave the tag on everything. She was so egotistical and self centered though, but I stuck it out a few more weeks than I normally would have.Post 30, they start realizing it's not getting any fresher and they are like "You want some of this, get in there boy, bang it like a drum! You want some breakfast?"
and are not emotionally immature. for milfs and cougars.Exactly. They have to compete with all those twenty somethings. The older ladies actually tend to be on the aggressive side IME. Good times. On top of it they usually have money....
Demi Moore?I'm still waiting for awesome pics of milfs and cougars
Not a bad deal, all in all. Good BJs and loot.I was dating one earlier this year that would drop soooo much coin on me that the over/under on how much I owe her is somewhere in the 1-2k range. She bought me Club level tickets to the Ravens vs Steelers game and when I showed up at her place before the game she had a brand new Authentic Jersey ($200+) and an authentic sideline Hoodie ($100+) for me, and she always made a point to leave the tag on everything. She was so egotistical and self centered though, but I stuck it out a few more weeks than I normally would have.
Hatefvck-by-proxy?Now a recently divorced MILF is truly something to behold. No holds barred built up sexual tension with a twinge of bitterness and raw, unbridled hostility. Just ridiculous the things they will do to you...and justify doing in the name of "moving on".
Thats what you call a "pro move" lol.Like a chick putting her hair up into a pony tail before a blow job. LOL