[boogenman]

I just don’t know what to think or say about this….

https://x.com/picturesfoider/status/1761081306614468750?s=46&t=e18vZhtiohysxP1WiHBT4g

 

[Westy]

When I am staying in a hotel I like to rest my balls on the sink while I brush my teeth.

 

[6thElement]

Zero faith in humanity thread.

 

[binary visions]

Each day, we stray further from the light.


Except for Westy, who is doing the Lord's work every day.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Saw a video of a cat using a toilet recently. When our animals surpass us we are doomed.

 

[jonKranked]

I just don’t know what to think or say about this….

https://x.com/picturesfoider/status/1761081306614468750?s=46&t=e18vZhtiohysxP1WiHBT4g

you should make those for buffalo mike

 

[jonKranked]

Saw a video of a cat using a toilet recently. When our animals surpass us we are doomed.

we have this for our cats. honest to god it was worth every fucking cent.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

we have this for our cats. honest to god it was worth every fucking cent.

That’s cool, but I was referring to pets having better bathroom skills than their humans.

 

[jdcamb]

When I am staying in a hotel I like to rest my balls on the sink while I brush my teeth.

I like when they have the Delta single handle faucets. If they don't have a bidet. I find them useful when I need my prostrate messaged.

 

[SkaredShtles]

 

[6thElement]

Each day, we stray further from the light.


Except for Westy, who is doing the Lord's work every day.

I'll be happy if @eaterofdog starts his planned rehab centre.

 

[jonKranked]

That’s cool, but I was referring to pets having better bathroom skills than their humans.

everyone has better bathroom skills than buffalo mike

 

[Pesqueeb]

When I am staying in a hotel I like to rest my balls on the sink while I brush my teeth.

Just in a hotel?

 

[Westy]

Just in a hotel?

I treat my home with respect. Do you think me to be some kind of animal?

 

[stevew]

I like when they have the Delta single handle faucets. If they don't have a bidet. I find them useful when I need my prostrate messaged.

any grown ass man who can not lift the toilet seat up after taking a shit needs a kick in the dick.

any grown ass man who can not lift the toilet seat up and pisses all over it needs a kick in the dick.

 

[6thElement]

any grown ass man who can not lift the toilet seat up after taking a shit needs a kick in the dick.

So you've never lived with females who need some consideration?

 

[binary visions]

I treat my home with respect. Do you think me to be some kind of animal?

At my house, resting my nuts on things is the highest honor a surface can receive.

 

[boostindoubles]

I like nachos, the biggest travesty there was the fake cheese drizzzz

 

[Westy]

At my house, resting my nuts on things is the highest honor a surface can receive.

Remind me to personally honor you the next time we cross paths.

 

[jonKranked]

At my house, resting my nuts on things is the highest honor a surface can receive.

its how I establish ownership of things

 

[SkaredShtles]

any grown ass man who can not lift the toilet seat up after taking a shit needs a kick in the dick.

I'm confused. I thought you were supposed to put the seat *and* the lid down after taking a shit?

 

[stevew]

I'm confused. I thought you were supposed to put the seat *and* the lid down after taking a shit?

in a mens room...

 

[SkaredShtles]

in a mens room...

I always just use the wimmen's - smells way better, ya know?

 

[binary visions]

Remind me to personally honor you the next time we cross paths.

 

[loco-gringo]

Remind me to personally honor you the next time we cross paths.

you want him to rest his nuts on you?

 

[stevew]

So you've never lived with females who need some consideration?

yes....always.

mens room rules.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

any grown ass man who can not lift the toilet seat up after taking a shit needs a kick in the dick.

any grown ass man who can not lift the toilet seat up and pisses all over it needs a kick in the dick.

If you take up the task of cleaning bathrooms in your own residence, you take up pissing while seated.

 

[SkaredShtles]

If you take up the task of cleaning bathrooms in your own residence, you take up pissing while seated.

This. We told our kids when they were little that if *they* wanted to clean the toilets/bathroom, they were more than welcome to piss standing up.

 

[stevew]

If you take up the task of cleaning bathrooms in your own residence, you take up pissing while seated.

if your aim is that poor....

 

[johnbryanpeters]

if your aim is that poor....

It does not relate to aim, it relates to spattering.

 

[SkaredShtles]

It does not relate to aim, it relates to spattering.

 

[Montana rider]

Avoiding the v-pee:

 

[boostindoubles]

If you take up the task of cleaning bathrooms in your own residence, you take up pissing while seated.

I like the outside urinal myself

 

[gonefirefightin]

I prefer the helicopter method standing from the top of the tank

 

[jonKranked]

I prefer the helicopter method standing from the top of the tank

A true artist.

 

[jonKranked]

I like the outside urinal myself

 

[rideit]

Avoiding the v-pee:

We ALL know why that happens.

 

[6thElement]

I prefer the helicopter method standing from the top of the tank

Abrams?

 

[HardtailHack]

Meh, it's less jarring than when I typed "Naked Bowl" in to a bing image search and saw two ladies up to no good. One had an A hole that was like the Grand Canyon, inside it she had milk and Fruit Loops and the other lady had a spoon.

I was just looking for pictures of a skate bowl in the desert.

EDIT- maybe it was Nude Bowl.

 

[Colonel Angus]

I find them useful when I need my prostrate messaged.

You send messages to your prostate? That’s weird bro, but carry on. What do the messages say? Stop enlarging? Thinking of you?