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Motorcycles at the trails

Stoked

Turbo Monkey
Nov 28, 2004
1,809
1
LI, NY
Biker #2: I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we stomp him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him...!
Biker Gang: YEAH!'!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: YEAH!'!'!
MOTO Guy: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
Biker Gang: NO!'!'!
 

NSBikesRider

Chimp
Mar 3, 2010
43
0
Nottingham
Biker #2: I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we stomp him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him...!
Biker Gang: YEAH!'!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: YEAH!'!'!
MOTO Guy: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
Biker Gang: NO!'!'!
LOL thats joke
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
Biker #2: I say we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #3: I say we hang him, *then* we kill him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: I say we stomp him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we tattoo him!
Biker Gang: Yeah!
Biker #4: Then we hang him...!
Biker Gang: YEAH!'!
Biker #4: And then we kill him!
Biker Gang: YEAH!'!'!
MOTO Guy: [tries to throw voice without moving lips] I say we let him go.
Biker Gang: NO!'!'!
There's already a generation among us who knows not of blazing saddles.
 

JGill

Monkey
Jul 7, 2008
288
0
Norman, OK
Tell him to come out and help repair the ****e he leaves behind and ask him to build his own spot away from your hard work.....then if that doesn't work get your boys and tell him again.

No sense in you having to spend a bunch of money and time in chaining your spot up and what not. He seems like an old school guy, so go oldschool on him with some buddies and show him he's not welcome unless he cleans up after himself and quits messing it up. Just make sure everyone has a rake or shovel in their hand!
 

sittingduck

Turbo Monkey
Jun 22, 2007
1,958
2
Oregon
Kind of like those of us who used to be street skaters: there's an outlaw mentality.
This is what really cracks me up about skaters crying about bikes in skateparks.... I've had them tell me to leave simply because "it's the rules". :rofl:
Last time, there wasn't even anyone else in the park, I had waited for the skaters to wander off.... one of them came back and told me I couldn't ride there.
 

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
Uh ... distinguished internet and cycling enthusiast?
Feels strange but I'll work with it. :D



FYI sounds like your trails are built in a bad spot. If theyre that easily accessible to strangers let alone motos, find a new spot. You might possibly be a noob, if you dont know this already. You will up your digging skill ten-fold by putting in the effort of starting a new spot. The best spots are the ones that dont exist to the passerby. :)
You wont find trails like this on the side of a walking path.


Uh.....where do I.......I mean.......where does 'one' find that place........I mean uh.....trails 'like' that?
 

skatetokil

Turbo Monkey
Jan 2, 2005
2,383
-1
DC/Bluemont VA
FYI sounds like your trails are built in a bad spot. If theyre that easily accessible to strangers let alone motos, find a new spot. You might possibly be a noob, if you dont know this already. You will up your digging skill ten-fold by putting in the effort of starting a new spot. The best spots are the ones that dont exist to the passerby. :)
You wont find trails like this on the side of a walking path.


That thing is massive.
 

NSBikesRider

Chimp
Mar 3, 2010
43
0
Nottingham
look in a nearby wood, or behind estates, council estates are the best for spots, because the estatee's prefer to punch/kick/stab/shoot each other within the estate :P