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Norfolk/Hampton monkies on June 21st for the Solstice

Tattooo

Turbo Monkey
Jun 5, 2005
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On the 21st, the longest day of the year, I am going to be opening my new "secret spot" in my yard with a BBQ and beer consumption event.

Here's the deal:
- Bring your own meat
- I'll buy the beer
- My wife's fellow Navy docs will be there, so if you're going to act like an asshat, and your name isn't NoName, then don't show up.
- PM me for directions.

And from that day on, here are the rules of riding my little spot in my yard:
- You will sign a waiver, or you won't ride.
- You will wear a helmet and gloves, or you don't ride
- If you are found riding here without me being home, you may end up as the next feature in the yard.
- I have dogs, if anything happens to them while you're riding, the wife WILL make you into a feature in the yard.
- To ride, you have to bring beer. Quantity over quality.
- If you're under 18, your parent has to drop you off, sign a waiver each time, all that good stuff.

So if you can deal with this, send me a PM if you're going to be in the area that day and want to come party and ride and help break in the new spot.
 

Tattooo

Turbo Monkey
Jun 5, 2005
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Not too big. 4' tall 7' long table, to berm, to middle hip, to a pair of doubles, to a step up. Its mostly for riding at home when I am too lazy to drive to the park.

But it does have beer, a BBQ, a crapper and a TV all right there, so its all I need.
 

noname

Monkey
Feb 19, 2006
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So let me get this straight, I CAN act like myself, I mean an asshat? Kick ass! BTW. Are you going to be in town this weekend?
 

Tattooo

Turbo Monkey
Jun 5, 2005
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You can be all the asshat you can be. Membership has its privlidges.

I get back from Sugar sometime Saturday. Going to finish the run in and the drainage Sunday I think if I haven't crippled myself this weekend.