On the 21st, the longest day of the year, I am going to be opening my new "secret spot" in my yard with a BBQ and beer consumption event.
Here's the deal:
- Bring your own meat
- I'll buy the beer
- My wife's fellow Navy docs will be there, so if you're going to act like an asshat, and your name isn't NoName, then don't show up.
- PM me for directions.
And from that day on, here are the rules of riding my little spot in my yard:
- You will sign a waiver, or you won't ride.
- You will wear a helmet and gloves, or you don't ride
- If you are found riding here without me being home, you may end up as the next feature in the yard.
- I have dogs, if anything happens to them while you're riding, the wife WILL make you into a feature in the yard.
- To ride, you have to bring beer. Quantity over quality.
- If you're under 18, your parent has to drop you off, sign a waiver each time, all that good stuff.
So if you can deal with this, send me a PM if you're going to be in the area that day and want to come party and ride and help break in the new spot.
Here's the deal:
- Bring your own meat
- I'll buy the beer
- My wife's fellow Navy docs will be there, so if you're going to act like an asshat, and your name isn't NoName, then don't show up.
- PM me for directions.
And from that day on, here are the rules of riding my little spot in my yard:
- You will sign a waiver, or you won't ride.
- You will wear a helmet and gloves, or you don't ride
- If you are found riding here without me being home, you may end up as the next feature in the yard.
- I have dogs, if anything happens to them while you're riding, the wife WILL make you into a feature in the yard.
- To ride, you have to bring beer. Quantity over quality.
- If you're under 18, your parent has to drop you off, sign a waiver each time, all that good stuff.
So if you can deal with this, send me a PM if you're going to be in the area that day and want to come party and ride and help break in the new spot.