[Red Rabbit]

I was just mulling over a Meeting I had a little while ago. One of the older Partners at the law firm I work with ( I work for their nonprofit) was picking his nose constantly. Since that time I have noticed that he picks his nose all the time. Sometime he flicks the booger, sometimes he puts it in his pocket.

How did he get through life with taotlly disgusting habit.

Nose picking is really nasty.

He has a wife and kids.

Do you guys know any adults who pick their nose?

I wish I could get him to stop. It's almost as gross as sh!tting in a public toilet.

 

[ito]

Wait....you work at a laugh firm?

I've been known to go digging for gold when said nuggets are too dry to expel with pure wind power.

I usually just flick it out a window or find an unsuspecting person to wipe it on.

 

[Red Rabbit]

No, I work for a nonprofit.
Edit: yes i work at a law firm. To avoid taxes they have an In-firm nonprofit to launder money. JK, it's all legit.

 

[jimmydean]

Dude, you have some serious issues. I would seek help, or don't leave the house.

 

[PatBranch]

What's wrong a with a public toilet?

 

[Red Rabbit]

Dude, you have some serious issues. I would seek help, or don't leave the house.

What? Is it really to much to ask for a sanitary work environment? Free of boogers & crap splattered stalls?

 

[Red Rabbit]

What's wrong a with a public toilet?

Don't get me started....

 

[jimmydean]

People are disgusting. It's a fact of life. Either deal with it, or kill yourself.

 

[jimmydean]

Don't get me started....

When I got to New Orleans for Katrina, we had 6 port-a-johns for 480 soldiers. Not only were they unsanitary, but they were used for more than just going to the restroom. If you have issues going to the bathroom in one, you would never have been able to rub one out in there.

 

[Red Rabbit]

I would _NEVER_ masturbate anywhere near a port a john.

 

[jimmydean]

I would _NEVER_ masturbate anywhere near a port a john.

You would never survive the military. Sometimes it's the only "personal" time you can get.

 

[ito]

I would _NEVER_ masturbate anywhere near a port a john.

I think you need to "stink palm" the law firm partner.

 

[jimmydean]

I think you need to "stink palm" the law firm partner.

Ass pennies.

 

[Red Rabbit]

Ass pennies.

I love that video.

 

[jimmydean]

I love that video.

I figured you would vomit at the thought of dirty money near your pristine body.

 

[Red Rabbit]

I've been sticking $30 in pennies up my ass for the past 11 years! That's 3,000 pennies a day; 21,000 pennies a week; 1,092,000 pennies a year! To date that's 12,012,000 pennies, 8 times the population of Nebraska. Those pennies were in my ass! You think you're better than me? Oh, you're not better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass pennies for good luck. You throw my ass pennies in fountains and make wishes on them. You give my ass pennies to your little daughter to buy gumballs with.

 

[TheMauler]

Wait....you work at a laugh firm?

I've been known to go digging for gold when said nuggets are too dry to expel with pure wind power.

I usually just flick it out a window or find an unsuspecting person to wipe it on.

ya im not down to go like excavating, but theres sometimes simple blowing wont do it... and its even worse when it obstructs your breathing... but its all good...

 

[laura]

I pick my nose. Sometimes I eat it. Yes I am dead serious.

 

[TheMauler]

I pick my nose. Sometimes I eat it. Yes I am dead serious.

HAHAHA

 

[Broken_Spoke]

I pick my nose. Sometimes I eat it. Yes I am dead serious.

Actually there was a scientific study done showing that kids who pick their nose and eat it have stronger immune systems than the kids who don't pick their noses and eat

 

[bean]

I'm picking my nose as I type with one hand.

 

[loco-gringo]

I pick my nose. Sometimes I eat it. Yes I am dead serious.

Strangely, you are becoming my hero.

 

[ito]

I pick my nose. Sometimes I eat it. Yes I am dead serious.

Can we start a support group or something?

 

[bluebug32]

So let me get this straight, the picky pooper wants him to be a picky picker?

 

[lovebunny]

i pick my nose. its the most satistying feeling when you pick a huge one thats been bugging you all day

 

[loco-gringo]

i pick my nose. its the most satistying feeling when you pick a huge one thats been bugging you all day

Only secondary to pulling an ingrown hair out of your nose.

 

[bean]

Only secondary to pulling an ingrown hair out of your nose.

I just pulled a 3" long ingrown hair out of my arm pit; it must have been in there for months. That one felt great to get out.

 

[Spero]

I just pulled a 3" long ingrown hair out of my arm pit; it must have been in there for months. That one felt great to get out.

And it didn't collapse your lung? Fkin awesome.

 

[stevew]

Either deal with it, or kill yourself.

the latter, the latter, the latter.......

 

[stevew]

I would _NEVER_ masturbate anywhere near a port a john.

But you and your roommate do it sitting next to each other on the couch, right?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Red Rabbit needs a dose of the real world - cleaning gutters in a cow barn, working on a garbage truck or pumping out septic tanks. After a year or so, he might be better able to deal with everyday existence.

 

[zahgurim]

But you and your roommate do it sitting next to each other on the couch, right?

+1


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[stevew]

Red Rabbit needs a dose of the real world - cleaning gutters in a cow barn, working on a garbage truck or pumping out septic tanks. After a year or so, he might be better able to deal with everyday existence.

Well he has his roommate, so cleaning up his apartment is no worse than cleaning up a jerk off booth at the local porn emporium.

 

[X3pilot]

More important people than your partner picks..

 

[I Are Baboon]

i pick my nose. its the most satistying feeling when you pick a huge one thats been bugging you all day

You let it simmer there all day? At the first hint of nostril discomfort, I'm in up to my elbow with a pick axe.

 

[MMike]

Take it to pickmonkey.com!!!

 

[$tinkle]

picking at work is the number one reason why i don't share keyboards, and don't do pot lucks (especially w/ a chip bowl). i think the older you get, the less discrete you are.

a guy who used to work here would pick his eye crust & eat it during meetings. he never realized he did it. he would also drink mouthwash b/c he was too lazy to walk 43 ft to the loo.

i'll pee in the shower here at work, but that's as bad as it gets.

 

[Spero]

picking at work is the number one reason why i don't share keyboards, and don't do pot lucks (especially w/ a chip bowl). i think the older you get, the less discrete you are.

a guy who used to work here would pick his eye crust & eat it during meetings. he never realized he did it. he would also drink mouthwash b/c he was too lazy to walk 43 ft to the loo.

i'll pee in the shower here at work, but that's as bad as it gets.

I wish we had showers here...I'd commute more on my bike if we did.

 

[Biscuit]

I had jalopeno pepperoni pizza yesterday. Then picked my nose.


It was uncomfortable.

 

[Echo]

I pick and flick. I try not to do it when people are watching, but sometimes it's just gotta happen.