My mother-in-law informed me yesterday that Jesus came to her in a vision at 0300, and told her to make some whole wheat pancakes.
What exactly are you supposed to say to that?
What exactly are you supposed to say to that?
You don't say anything.What exactly are you supposed to say to that?
I don't know what's scarier... the fact that your mother-in-law has visions of Jesus, or that she uses military time in everyday conversation. It's always disconcerting when someone talks like that.My mother-in-law informed me yesterday that Jesus came to her in a vision at 0300, and told her to make some whole wheat pancakes.
What exactly are you supposed to say to that?
Is it as bad, or worse than someone who speaks in 3rd person?I don't know what's scarier... the fact that your mother-in-law has visions of Jesus, or that she uses military time in everyday conversation. It's always disconcerting when someone talks like that.
Burlyshirley doesn't mind the 3rd person.Is it as bad, or worse than someone who speaks in 3rd person?
Wouldn't be any more disconcerting than gettin' whacked out on Scooby Snacks and thinking the refrigerator was going to eat you...especially if you had grape and cherry soda in there.Jeremy R said:Could you imagine though seeing Jesus appear to you.
You would be like, oh yeah, I am gonna get some knowledge now.
I am about to learn what this life is all about. And then showered in the brightest light you could ever imagine he says...............
"Jeremy my son, thou go forth and maketh teh pancakes.
and whosoever shall make them whole wheat, I will bestoweth on them a free Jesus sucker. Thou choice is cherry or grape."
That may well be tomorrow night.Be thankful Jesus didn't tell her to cut her son-in-law's wiener off.