I love that episode.Just use this episode of Top Gear as a "how-to" manual:
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Nice knowing you.I'm going to open with "Praise Allah for Obama-care!" and see where it goes from there..
I do that alreadyOnce you're back you're going to be calling everyone "shuggah" and telling them to "kiss my grits".
I know it...
Yup, pretty much.i must be the only one who doesn't give two sh!ts about top gear....
True...you might want to re-route your trip, via Omaha.FYI, If you're in some bar and 5 big dudes come strollin' in. I'd recommend tipping your hat to any ladies who might be accompanying them.
If it goes south from there, accuse the one with the greenest teeth of voting for George McGovern and having a commie flag in his garage. Then kick him in the knee, run to your car, do a couple donuts in the parking lot and take off!
Nope.i must be the only one who doesn't give two sh!ts about top gear....
Nope. I'm with you there brother.i must be the only one who doesn't give two sh!ts about top gear....
Try this one in a bar down there:Dale Earnhardt was over rated....
What the frick?
How can Air Canada be better at something??
I'm flying Delta to Atlanta, then to Dothan. I just checked in on line. You NEED a paper boarding pass?? Air Canada will email or text you your boarding pass. Security will just scan your phone and you're good to go. Delta Airlines fail.
this is pure gold, kudosDon't wear shoes when you get there. You don't want to come off as uppity.
I know that's a town from Squidbillies. Who says cartoons aren't educational.Dothan.
Try this one in a bar down there:
Q: What do Jesus and Dale Earnhardt have in common?
A: They're both dead.
As far as I know, I didn't steal it from anyone else. Go nuts.
I leave for North Carolina on Friday, is this copyrighted or can I use it?
Mention Jeff Gordon to strange women in their 40's. Better than pouring liquor on a cougar.
I leave for North Carolina on Friday, is this copyrighted or can I use it?
Just remind them that the Canadian armed forces support US troops, and their dates.Lots of army guys on this flight
That's exactly how it came outI guess "ya'll" would come out: "yarrr" Weird.
books are like kryptonite down there. want hide something....put it in a book. no one will ever open in it in 'bama.Well the meeting went well. There were no actual military people around. It was all maintenance contractors. Though i did get a little nervous when I accidentally used the phrase "expound upon"....
And I was called "shug" by a waitress. I guess that caps off my alabama adventure.
It's sunny and warm here. It's freezing cold and crappy back home. I just came back from a walk over the the Barnes and Noble to grab a coffee and peruse magazines. I've never seen such an empty bookstore.
good german food is an oxymoron.Some of the best German food I had was in Alabama. Something about the German scientists being "persuaded" to relocate to the Huntsville area following WW2 to work on our budding rocket program.
whatever old man...German food is bland & not very tasty & everything is served with saur kraut & spoetzel.Like hell it is.![]()