If youve heard of BaconSalt you may be familiar with J&Ds, who also make Baconnaise and BaconPop. Now theyve gone way outside the kitchen and are introducing baconlube. Now theyve created a limited quantity of bacon-flavored lube and massage oils for troubled individuals who want their lover to taste more like cured pork.
According to baconlube.com:
Before you start giving meat-flavored massages, we have one small admission to make baconlube began as an elaborate April Fools prank and was never intended to be a real product. But when the joke ended, the emails kept coming. People harassed us via email, in public and in highly inappropriate ways (thanks for that). The waiting list grew to over 3,000 people. Expectations were built.
So whos responsible for this highly anticipated creation actually coming to life? You are, thats who. You and an intern named Martin actually, who sacrificed and offended his taste buds in the name of science on sample after failed sample before this really did taste like bacon.
Well make no judgments about why you want this or what you want to do with it, but baconlube is here and its real for a limited time. Keep It Sizzlin.
And in case youre wondering, its kosher.
