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stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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think joran vander sloot wouldn't mind trying to cram one of these up his ass right about now...it needs the protection.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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Wouldn't that just anger the rapist?
right, b/c prior to RAPE he was just being playful?


'rape-aXe' doesn't market as well as 'piranha', methinks. and how did they conduct clinical trials?

no way i'm getting one for our home invasion role play night. well....not *another* one...
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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think joran vander sloot wouldn't mind trying to cram one of these up his ass right about now...it needs the protection.
if he's been in custody for this long, i'm guessing the only thing that could be "crammed" up there is a 10th calloused fist, and even then...
MMike said:
Ok....aggravate an already less than ideal situation?
what, no phone call?

oh, and @ $2 ea, you can buy 100 if you get this question right:

 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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I just can't see this being a move in a positive direction.

If the guy is okay with raping someone, I can't really see it being a big stretch to beat/kill her once he finds out that his junk is now being jabbed by dozens of little teeth, especially since it doesn't actually disable/restrain the attacker.

Also, I wonder how many times it'll actually surprise someone until these guys are forcefully checking for its existence first.

If I'm at risk of someone shooting me, wearing a kevlar vest and going about my life isn't really a singular solution to the problem. It just means that the first shot gets stopped and there I am, unprotected and in no better place than I was before I got shot at, waiting to get shot again.
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
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Hasn't this been around for like.........decades? I seriously heard about this thing when I was in elementary school (15 years ago at this point).
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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Also, I wonder how many times it'll actually surprise someone until these guys are forcefully checking for its existence first.
my thinking was: can't you just get some cold water until you go full costanza? that should make backing out of the garage pretty trivial. perhaps the thingies are like caterpillar feet, & stick w/o puncturing [don't ask]
If I'm at risk of someone shooting me, wearing a kevlar vest and going about my life isn't really a singular solution to the problem. It just means that the first shot gets stopped and there I am, unprotected and in no better place than I was before I got shot at, waiting to get shot again.
unless you meet up against the human super soaker, i think a kevlar vest might be overkill; maybe just a poncho?
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
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I'd leave it to the women in nasty parts of Africa who are faced with daily threat of rape to decide whether the risks outweigh the benefits on this one. Yay free market!
'tis true. And, of course, my being so far removed from such an environment probably makes it impossible for me to properly gauge anyway.
 

-BB-

I broke all the rules, but somehow still became mo
Sep 6, 2001
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Livin it up in the O.C.
It says that the guy cannot walk after gettin this thing on their "part".

My question is this... Is the guy now "attached" to the woman, or can she run away after he gets "pricked". ;)
 

ohio

The Fresno Kid
Nov 26, 2001
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It says that the guy cannot walk after gettin this thing on their "part".

My question is this... Is the guy now "attached" to the woman, or can she run away after he gets "pricked". ;)
Thing becomes attached to the dude, but pops right out of the lady. Think one-way bearing, but with big sharp spikes. The harder you try to pull the thing off the deeper they go, even with a softie.
 
Hasn't this been around for like.........decades? I seriously heard about this thing when I was in elementary school (15 years ago at this point).
Yes, it's old news.

Edit: The idea's old. There have been various iterations. "Later Mongol chronicles connect Genghis' death with a Tangut princess taken as war booty. One chronicle from the early 17th century even relates that the princess hid a small pair of pliers inside her vagina, and hurt the Great Khan so badly that he died. Some Mongol authors have doubted this version and suspected it to be an invention by the rival Oirads." - Genghis Khan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia@@AMEPARAM@@/wiki/File:YuanEmperorAlbumGenghisPortrait.jpg" class="image"><img alt="YuanEmperorAlbumGenghisPortrait.jpg" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/YuanEmperorAlbumGenghisPortrait.jpg/170px-YuanEmperorAlbumGenghisPortrait.jpg"@@AMEPARAM@@commons/thumb/3/35/YuanEmperorAlbumGenghisPortrait.jpg/170px-YuanEmperorAlbumGenghisPortrait.jpg
 
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AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
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Yes, it's old news.

Edit: The idea's old. There have been various iterations. "Later Mongol chronicles connect Genghis' death with a Tangut princess taken as war booty. One chronicle from the early 17th century even relates that the princess hid a small pair of pliers inside her vagina, and hurt the Great Khan so badly that he died. Some Mongol authors have doubted this version and suspected it to be an invention by the rival Oirads." - Genghis Khan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Hmmm, could lead to a Gangrenous Dong.
 

cannondalejunky

ease dropper
Jun 19, 2005
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here's what if find strange

she visited prisons and talked to convicted rapists to find out whether such a device would have made them rethink their actions.

Some said it would have, Ehlers said.
this means that some of them figured that even though have this thing painfully latched to their junk, they would still go on with the rape
 

rockofullr

confused
Jun 11, 2009
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This would work better if people had some way to know your snatch is booty trapped. That way they wouldn't try to rape you in the first place.

Or you could just wear a shirt that says, "I have AIDS!"
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
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Thing becomes attached to the dude, but pops right out of the lady. Think one-way bearing, but with big sharp spikes. The harder you try to pull the thing off the deeper they go, even with a softie.


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