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RM Limerick Game
- Thread starter H8R
- Start date
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If you'd like to inquire herehuh?
A limerick, it must be, I fear
I do not respond -
In fact, I have yawned -
At your question that's phrased so queer.
Quit being gay for 2 seconds and answer the question. 
I suspect you question my count.
Hoping you can somehow surmount,
With E D that's two
beats into the stew
Though "nail'd" would have changed that amount
Hoping you can somehow surmount,
With E D that's two
beats into the stew
Though "nail'd" would have changed that amount
I guess I don't get it at all
For such an error that's so small
Could only be caught
By a nerdy snot
Who happens to have four eyeballs
For such an error that's so small
Could only be caught
By a nerdy snot
Who happens to have four eyeballs
Not I, who was pedant, at first
Hypocrites are really the worst.
Don't pick and then whine,
When I ask to refine,
This subject in which you're immersed.
Hypocrites are really the worst.
Don't pick and then whine,
When I ask to refine,
This subject in which you're immersed.
Doesn't that -ed in immersed add 2 beats?
It's established that I don't count beats
When dropping these rhyming word treats.
Please cease to nitpick
You pedantic dick
The humor is what this depletes.
When dropping these rhyming word treats.
Please cease to nitpick
You pedantic dick
The humor is what this depletes.
It seems as if I've struck a nerve
And these insults I don't deserve
This thread I shall leave
Cause I do believe
BV is really just a perv
And these insults I don't deserve
This thread I shall leave
Cause I do believe
BV is really just a perv
It seems to be getting too hot,
In this kitchen, for Joe is distraught
He'll dish but not take,
The humorless flake,
And leave lest he reap what he wrought.
In this kitchen, for Joe is distraught
He'll dish but not take,
The humorless flake,
And leave lest he reap what he wrought.
More like I came to realize
I was arguing with all guys
Over silly poems
Now everyone knows
What you do with all your spare time
I was arguing with all guys
Over silly poems
Now everyone knows
What you do with all your spare time
CJS in his beer is crying
so let us
console him with free verse
which we can argue
is the limerick penultimate
but you golf?
2 birdies yesterday. Go me!
Ah yes, the limerick thread by H8R
He's always been an instigator
There were many good times, writing crude rhymes
Never was quelled by a moderator...
He's always been an instigator
There were many good times, writing crude rhymes
Never was quelled by a moderator...
I can't believe it took over a year. Oh!
And the number of fvcks given is zero.
My limerick is quite lame, but JBP I shall blame.
Oh and hey, whatever happened to Tenchiro?
And the number of fvcks given is zero.
My limerick is quite lame, but JBP I shall blame.
Oh and hey, whatever happened to Tenchiro?
Two hours its been and no word,
No peep from this thread has been heard.
You un-creative fvcks -
Get writing; this sucks
I'm flipping you all the big bird.
No peep from this thread has been heard.
You un-creative fvcks -
Get writing; this sucks
I'm flipping you all the big bird.
Since it has been a whole year
Something has changed I do fear
For now I do think
My brain it did sink
Writing poems with men is queer
Something has changed I do fear
For now I do think
My brain it did sink
Writing poems with men is queer
Syllables he never could count
Irrespective of exact amount
A defect I think
Perhaps it's from drink
Too much time he has spent at the fount
Irrespective of exact amount
A defect I think
Perhaps it's from drink
Too much time he has spent at the fount
My syllable miscounting friendCrabJoe StretchPants said:
Owes old JBP an amend
8 8 5 5 8
Was your claim-ed gait
Delete you soon clicked after send!
Today I begin a new job,
No more part of the unwashed mob.
The thread GMT, is where this should be.
But all y'all can slob on my knob!
No more part of the unwashed mob.
The thread GMT, is where this should be.
But all y'all can slob on my knob!
Fixation on dick is found here,
Though most will deny to be queer
To fix on this part
Shows yearning of heart
Perhaps this is Trucker's career?
Full trucker's no longer a bum
To employment, he did succumb
I think his new job
Plies skill with the knob
He's hired to <censored>
Though most will deny to be queer
To fix on this part
Shows yearning of heart
Perhaps this is Trucker's career?
Full trucker's no longer a bum
To employment, he did succumb
I think his new job
Plies skill with the knob
He's hired to <censored>
BV was that a proposition?
To answer your crude inquisition:
Since you're not a her, I'll say "Good day, sir!"
And to clarify my position:
Regarding my job you just asked
if I offer rides of the mustache.
If you were a lady, I might say "Maybe!"
However, I really must dash!
To answer your crude inquisition:
Since you're not a her, I'll say "Good day, sir!"
And to clarify my position:
Regarding my job you just asked
if I offer rides of the mustache.
If you were a lady, I might say "Maybe!"
However, I really must dash!
This boy posting as the Full Trucker
If he met a dame he would fvck her
But as to BV
Said he's not a she
So Trucker's not always a fvcker.
If he met a dame he would fvck her
But as to BV
Said he's not a she
So Trucker's not always a fvcker.
No proposition was made here
Projecting, you are, I fear, dear
The ladies are fine,
Some even divine
Of that you can count me sincere
Projecting, you are, I fear, dear
The ladies are fine,
Some even divine
Of that you can count me sincere