[H8R]

Full Trucker has given me inspiration for a new game!



Rules:

1) Write a limerick about the person posting before you.

..If you don't know:

http://volweb.utk.edu/Schools/bedford/harrisms/limerick.htm


I will start with a re-post of Full Trucker's limerick:

There once was a man named True,
many things about engines he knew!
If it wasn't combustible, he found it untrustable,
stationary objects he would certainly eschew.

Then I came up with:

There once was a man named Full Trucker,
who brandished a dull oyster shucker.
"I try and I try, but a sad boy am I,
'cause I can't seem to open this f*cker!

Your turn.

 

[binary visions]

I am far too lazy to go as far as to write a limerick

 

[ito]

There once was a man named H8R
Who tended to lash out in anger
He'd curse and he'd scream
And nearly bursted his spleen
Until all that came out was a grrrrr

The Ito

P.S. B.V. didn't get one cause he was too lazy.

 

[Smelly]

I am far too lazy to go as far as to write a limerick

how about a haiku for you...

the voice of reason
binary is lazy bum
he likes little boys

 

[H8R]

I am far too lazy to go as far as to write a limerick

His name is Binary Visions,
He's made some peculiar decisions,
like stalking Hans Rey,
and eating wet clay,
and I've heard that he likes to f*ck pigeons!

 

[chicodude]

His monkey name is H8R
his avatar will give me nightmares later
That chick looks infected
I bet no one detected
that he is ready to date her

 

[firetoole]

I once knew this guy named Rico,
he always had to go take a leeko,
so we left him in a field with some girl named Nico.
the moral of theis ryme is to always take time and nothing really rymes with chico

 

[hooples3]

I dont really know this guy they call firetool

rumors have it that he makes girls drool

but the type of girls that they are

are more comfortable in the back seat of a car

and they say it doesnt matter cause he's a fool

 

[binary visions]

Hooples came from New York City
Deluded that he might be witty.
He's one of those nerds,
Who can't count the words
Contained in his little ditty.

 

[peter6061]

Binary already had a rhyme
So I don't see why I should waste my time
He always comes back
With some witty ass cracks
That don't have the worth of a dime

 

[binary visions]

This thread, I declare, is lame.
No one understands the game.
No limerick's complete,
Without a good beat,
I think it's a crying shame.

 

[peter6061]

Binary can't take the heat
He needs to get back on his feet
He's scared of this thread
Wants it deleted instead
And he's tempted to call it defeat

 

[binary visions]

My friend, you have ceased to amuse.
You know not of what you accuse!
To wish this thread dead,
Had not entered my head,
And it's certainly not what I'd choose.

 

[peter6061]

Well I thought you had asked for no more
But you had to continue this lore
I thought you were done
It was all done in fun
But I still think you are a post whore

 

[llkoolkeg]

Fvck this game and its cute little rules;
Gimmick threads are a kick to the jewels!
Yet still I'm sucked in,
With work yet to begin,
So I guess I'm just one of the tools.

 

[Echo]

llkoolkeg has entered the thread
just when it seemed to be dead
his limerick is out
so there is no doubt
he's gone back to being a pothead

 

[narlus]

there once was a mod nicknamed echo
who flushed posts like so much drano
but in spite of this work
DT survived as a jerk
and mod echo called in lost mod gecko

 

[binary visions]

Koolkeg seems less than impressed,
With our verses created in jest.
I admit our display
Grows more foolish each day
Yet he joins what he claims to detest!

edit: d'oh, beaten. That'll teach me to answer the phone!

 

[Echo]

binary answered the phone
cuz his head is formed of a bone
boy was he ticked
his limerick's ass was kicked
his slacking skills he needs to hone

 

[N8 v2.0]

There once was a RM poster named narlus,
Who made out like he knew more than all'r us,
But everyone knew,
Google was his tool,
And he wasn't foolin' none'r us!

 

[Echo]

this thread is in need of a wok
or a microwave, or even a crock
but sadly it contains
only words and small brains
and a wrong by a half hour clock

 

[N8 v2.0]

Here's the start of one about stosh:


There is a Monkey named Stosh,
Who's balls his girlfriend would quash,
....
...

 

[peter6061]

This thing that you speak of, a wok?
Has made me too hungry to talk
The call has been made
My food will be laid
In front of me by twelve o'clock

 

[I Are Baboon]

N8 is a Copy McPastie
His posting is never hasty
He'll link us some news
Then talk about booze
and how GW is really quite tasty

 

[N8 v2.0]

N8 is a Copy McPastie
His posting is never hasty
He'll link us some news
Then talk about booze
and how GW is really quite tasty

!!!

 

[llkoolkeg]

This rhyme is for peter, a loc,
And is naught but a half-hearted joke.
One he's sure to have heard,
'Cause his name means a word,
That is proven to make virgins choke.

 

[H8R]

N8 is a Copy McPastie
His posting is never hasty
He'll link us some news
Then talk about booze
and how GW is really quite tasty

Have you heard of this guy named Baboon?
He likes to fling poo with a spoon!
But when he done posting,
On this site RM's hosting,
We'll laugh at this brain dead bafoon.

 

[I Are Baboon]

koolkeg's a backcountry hick
and he flirts with every RM chick
he gets stoned and he slurs
and he posts with big words
not to mention he's got a small dick

 

[I Are Baboon]

H8R got banned once before
I should put him on my ignore
why won't he leave?
his posts make me heave
perhaps we should show him the door

 

[I Are Baboon]

:dancing:

 

[llkoolkeg]

koolkeg's a backcountry hick
and he flirts with every RM chick
he gets stoned and he slurs
and he posts with big words
not to mention he's got a small dick

Hahahaha...

IRB was but partially right-
Primo dub I have been known to light.
But the part about chicks,
and of undersized dicks,
Guilty conscience did prompt him to write!

Now where's my crown and orb, BE-ATCH!

 

[I Are Baboon]

HAHAHAHA!! Nice.

 

[peter6061]

In order to receive your crown
All you need to do is turn around
For the crown that you see's
In the throne where you pee
It's the one floating there that is brown

edit: spelling --> my bad, I was hungry

 

[N8 v2.0]

In order to receive your crown
All you need to do is turn around
For the crown that you see's
In the thrown where you pee
It's the one floating there that is brown

throne?

 

[binary visions]

Rumor has it that LL's a whore,
A man that all ladies adore.
Yet marriage still quenches,
His thirst for the wenches,
Or anyway, that's what he swore.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Echo will edit, delete, and close
some of our members think that he blows
they're out of luck
because I passed the buck
for member's rights he does oppose

 

[llkoolkeg]

In order to receive your crown
All you need to do is turn around
For the crown that you see's
In the thrown where you pee
It's the one floating there that is brown

Any crown that encircles this mind,
Does not come from a person's behind.
It is woven with care,
You obtuse derriere,
Not of poop or of laurals, but of kind!

 

[llkoolkeg]

Rumor has it that LL's a whore,
A man that all ladies adore.
Yet marriage still quenches,
His thirst for the wenches,
Or anyway, that's what he swore.

All quite true my good sir Mr. Visions-
Ladies' love forces labored decisions.
In pursuit of the kitty,
Banter wanton and witty,
Must make up for my lavish dimensions!

neaky:

 

[Westy]

I'm late to the game but came up with another one for Full Trucker.

There once was a man name Full Trucker
A renouned barn yard f#$ker
Now and then
he'd pick up a hen
And proceed to hump the poor clucker.

 

[Echo]

King Westy's quite quick in a race
There are few who can match such a pace
But every so often
His skills they do soften
And he skids down the trail on his face.