[stinkyboy]

http://thinkprogress.org/2009/07/03/palin-resign/

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) announced this morning from her home in Wasilla that she will not be seeking re-election and that she will be stepping down in a few weeks. Lt. Gov. Sean Parnell will be inaugurated as Alaska’s governor on July 25. A local NBC affiliate reports that “there was no immediate word as to why she will resign, though speculation has been rampant that the former vice presidential candidate is gearing up for a run at the 2012 Republican presidential nomination.” Conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer said on Fox News yesterday that Palin “is not a serious candidate for the presidency.” “You cannot sustain a campaign of platitudes and clichés over a year and a half if you’re running for the presidency,” he said.

 

[drkenan]

If she wins we're so screwed.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Good day for you Alaska!

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

gee, those hands are freaky...

 

[BurlyShirley]

gee, those hands are freaky...

I heard touching retards has been know to deform hands.

 

[gonefirefightin]

I heard touching retards has been know to deform hands.

I am not a retard, and she was very gentle with me!

 

[Pesqueeb]

I heard touching retards has been know to deform hands.

Oh man, I am so going to hell for LOLing at that.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Secret trips to Argentina?

 

[Silver]

There has to be some sort of scandal here...there's a reason you make the announcement on a Friday before July 4th...

I'm guessing that the father of the Down's baby is actually Levi Johnson...and the father of Bristol's baby is Todd. How cool would that be?

 

[stinkyboy]

I'm stoned right now, but she did say in the middle of her rambling drivel: "America needs more Trigs."

http://crooksandliars.com/logan-murphy/breaking-sarah-palin-step-down-govern



Edit: Oh, The World needs more Trigs!

Damn, her kids are gonna continue to be the fallout for her stupidity. The Palin Children pregnancy, drug abuse, DUI and theft watch starts now! The Bush twins were just a warm up...

 

[Silver]

That speech would have made more sense if Trig had delivered it.

 

[stinkyboy]

Support Our Trigs!

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

She definitely didn't name him Trig after her favorite flavor of math.


It still amazes me that some people take this twit seriously.

 

[drkenan]

It still amazes me that some people take this twit seriously.

How about the ones that actually think she's qualified to be president of the USA?

 

[Pesqueeb]

How about the ones that actually think she's qualified to be president of the USA?

Those are the same people who still talk seriously abut the "birth certificate conspiracy".

 

[stevew]

happy 4th, you twat....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Oh thanks, now I see why she's qualified to be president.

 

[Silver]

Every single one of these is incredible, if you haven't seen them yet:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/

edit: Typo...damned rye!

Anyways, whoever wrote those is a genius.

 

[kidwoo]

Every single one of these in incredible, if you haven't seen them yet:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/

Dear god thank you for that.

 

[MMike]

Man I hope that is real.....I just know it must be....and yet somehow can't be at the same time.

 

[JayBear]

That is By far the greatest thing on the internet right now..

Had me cracking up..

 

[JohnE]

Waiting on the scandal to break...

 

[jimmydean]

She served a half term as Governor, she HAS to be qualified to be Prez now.

I think she is going into porn. Being gov of Alaska took up too much snow machine time.

 

[reflux]

Her public speaking skills reek of a high school valedictorian at commencement.

 

[stevew]

Her breath reeks of many a spent load.

......

 

[stinkyboy]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/07/letterman-takes-on-palin_n_226854.html

 

[reflux]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/07/letterman-takes-on-palin_n_226854.html

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/07/palin-department-of-law-p_n_226881.html

I'd introduce her to the Department of A$$ Kicking.

 

[X3pilot]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/07/palin-department-of-law-p_n_226881.html

I'd introduce her to the Department of A$$ Kicking.

Best comment from that post:

"And when you're president, they give you anti-gravity boots and plutonium packs. Plus you have these invisible shields and ray guns which we don't have at the state level, also, too."

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Holy crap...wtf...

watch the vid....if you can make it...ugh...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/06/sarah-palins-resignation_n_226462.html

 

[jimmydean]

Holy crap...wtf...

watch the vid....if you can make it...ugh...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/06/sarah-palins-resignation_n_226462.html

I'm so turned on right now.

She is going to love my nuts.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I'm so turned on right now.

She is going to love my nuts.

Slap chop the hell outta that...give us a ride report.

 

[stinkyboy]

http://www.drawger.com/zinasaunders/index.php?

 

[Silver]

Levi weighs in with his thoughts:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/levi-johnston/levi-palin-resigns.php?page=1

 

[Pesqueeb]

The bitch is crazy.

 

[JohnE]

Or broke...stfu Levi. This sounds worse than the fake Levi...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090710/ap_on_re_us/us_palin_resignation

 

[Pesqueeb]

Or broke...stfu Levi. This sounds worse than the fake Levi...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090710/ap_on_re_us/us_palin_resignation

How ironic that Levi is postulating that Sarah is just trying to cash in while she can.

 

[JohnE]

Hey, he is a true talent. For what, we dont quite know yet. But a true talent nonetheless.

 

[jimmydean]

Or broke...stfu Levi. This sounds worse than the fake Levi...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090710/ap_on_re_us/us_palin_resignation

"Leave Sarah alone!" -JohnE

 

[JohnE]

FTR, I never, ever, never ever never said anything even close to that...

 

[Mattoid]