[jonKranked]

A jet engine is best described a cuisinart with a vacuum cleaner.

blendtec made a giant blend, and this is going to be the next episode of "will it blend"

 

[jonKranked]

are we really out of jokes on this?

 

[DaveW]

Ahh not sure?
Try it now!

 

[Muddy]

I got one. These two Lesbians are walking down the street...

 

[jonKranked]

somali pirates?

 

[Muddy]

somali pirates?

How so? Financially? I'd do a hard read into Burry Stander death and back track instead if that's the case.

 

[jonKranked]

it's like when the us gov't got so desperate they asked mel gibson when trying to figure out how terrorists got into imaginationland

 

[jonKranked]

How so? Financially?

these are pirates. they don't worry about no stinkin' bank accounts. they just plunder tha booty! yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

 

[StiHacka]

 

[Jm_]

it's like when the us gov't got so desperate they asked mel gibson when trying to figure out how terrorists got into imaginationland

Did you try sending Kurt Russel in? He was in that one movie that was kind of like this.

 

[Jm_]

Fixed.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Fixed.

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You forget the entrance to the hollow inside of earth.

 

[Jm_]

How's this?

Also the back-story:

Searchers looking for Malaysia Flight 370 have once again announced that they have found the vanished airliner. One searcher remarks, "We are sure we found it this time, we have some very grainy satellite photos that might indicate floating trash and this is an area of the ocean where planes are known to go missing." An official stated, "I can confirm these latest pings indicate the position of the airliner and I can tell you that without a doubt this is the 5 or 6th time that we've found it in the last few weeks".

 

[binary visions]

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So awesome

 

[Pesqueeb]

How's this?

You had me at "Search for Paul Hogan".

Would rep again if I could.

 

[stevew]

it's missing a sea monster.

 

[Pesqueeb]

it's missing a sea monster.

EXCELLENT idea. One of those old fashioned ones from the sea faring age. "Here be dragons"

 

[DaveW]

Give me a ping, Vasili.
One ping only...

 

[jonKranked]

this is how i imagine them finding it going down:

 

[StiHacka]

I hope they have the machine that goes Ping.

 

[$tinkle]

 

[jonKranked]

tl;dw summary?

 

[$tinkle]

you're so american.
you deserve not to know "the truth"

give it a tumble; it's the height of CT positions, and deserves nothing less than high praise on so many levels.

 

[dan-o]

awesome.

 

[$tinkle]

by the 3rd time i watched, i started to really get it

 

[jonKranked]

renegade rick is that you?

 

[$tinkle]

http://www.ibtimes.co.in/articles/549065/20140422/america-shot-down-missing-malaysia-plane-mh370.htm

what does this prove? to me: indian media loves distracting popup webads & auto-play, which are a perfect fit for anyone who follows these CT threads/suggestions. content & medium-to-deep thought is secondary. it's amazing how much traction variation of this story has overseas still.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Well, to be fair, it wouldn't be the first one.

 

[$tinkle]

Police investigate Malaysian Airline "sabotage" theory after third jet is hit by technical problems

there seems to be a word missing before 'theory'

 

[Pesqueeb]

Police investigate Malaysian Airline "sabotage" theory after third jet is hit by technical problems

there seems to be a word missing before 'theory'

Sabotage is hardly necessary to blow a tire on take off. Just ask Air France.

 

[$tinkle]

i don't remember donald trump's voice sounding like this

 

[DaveW]

End of the line for Malaysian airlines?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/asia/9988422/MH370-disappearance-may-be-final-straw-for-airline

 

[$tinkle]

except for the dead, this won't die:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2619388/What-havent-told-cargo-MH370-Mystery-deepens-missing-flight-claims-loaded-2-3tonnes-items-not-listed-manifest.html

 

[$tinkle]

yeah, bitchez, this schit ain't over

 

[$tinkle]

oops:

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/18/world/europe/malaysian-jetliner-missing-over-ukraine.html

 

[jackalope]

Well, at least they should be able to find this one.

 

[jonKranked]

part duex

 

[$tinkle]

https://twitter.com/hdevreij/status/489795929940430848/photo/1

"get off my lawn"?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

https://twitter.com/hdevreij/status/489795929940430848/photo/1

"get off my lawn"?

Now they're on their lawn. All over it.

 

[StiHacka]

Fvcking russians. The pro-russia-assholes leader boasted about shooting down another plane before realizing his mistake.