[Cable43]

If all of us here on this forum met for a massive group ride [the numbnutts, the knuckleheads, the holier than thous, the Ciarans the sanjuros], we'd all drop the wavering politics, the pissing contests, the nonsensical bickering STFU and just ride.
We'd find that we have more in common first. Then we'd have a stable base upon which to argue platforms and viewpoints. We'd get a glimpse of where we were all coming from and be better poised to rationally disagree.

but alas.... you all suck

 

[cannondalejunky]

but alas.... you all suck

who pissed in your corn flakes this morning


edit: but i do agree

 

[4xBoy]

If all of us here on this forum met for a massive group ride [the numbnutts, the knuckleheads, the holier than thous, the sanjuros], we'd all drop the wavering politics, the pissing contests, the nonsensical bickering STFU and just ride.
We'd find that we have more in common first. Then we'd have a stable base upon which to argue platforms and viewpoints. We'd get a glimpse of where we were all coming from and be better poised to rationally disagree.

but alas.... you all suck

He is talking about the rest of you, I believe I am excluded, cause I ride to the beer store every day.

 

[Cable43]

who pissed in your corn flakes this morning

iro·ny
Pronunciation:
\ˈī-rə-nē also ˈī(-&#601r-nē\
Function:
noun
Inflected Form(s):
plural iro·nies
Etymology:
Latin ironia, from Greek eirōnia, from eirōn dissembler
Date:
1502

1 a: the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning b: a usually humorous or sardonic literary style or form characterized by irony c: an ironic expression or utterance

 

[Damo]

I'm in the Holier-than-thous group.

When it boils down to it, I am much better than you lot!

Lets go riding.

 

[Cable43]

but alas.... you all suck

I was just balancing things out... can't be too serious around here.

By me making the initial blunt jab remark (thta all threads need apparently) I, in a way, take some of the impact on the net one to do it

I punch myself in the face AFTER I punch you in the face that really f's em up.

 

[BurlyShirley]

I think most of you guys would hate me because I'd hog all the women.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Come to a Monkeyfest. All we do is disagree, fight, bicker and hit each other.

 

[Westy]

Actually if we met in person I'd probably hate all of you even more. Looking at nice digital avatars is alot easier than looking at your ugly greasy faces.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Actually if we met in person I'd probably hate all of you even more. Looking at nice digital avatars is alot easier than looking at your ugly greasy faces.

It would be pretty fun to slap Emo Narlus around.

 

[DirtyMike]

I fall into the A$$hole catagorie. Does that mean I am not invited?

 

[Cable43]

I think most of you guys would hate me because I'd hog all the women.

just because it's a hole, doesn't mean it's a woman...... remember that

 

[BurlyShirley]

just because it's a hole, doesn't mean it's a woman...... remember that

Same difference if you got some vaseline or mayonnaise.

 

[Cable43]

Actually if we met in person I'd probably hate all of you even more. Looking at nice digital avatars is alot easier than looking at your ugly greasy faces.

ironically on a bike ride we'd be looking at each others asses which look just like... ahh that joke got stale quick- never mind

 

[jimmydean]

Most of my real friends are like that, too. I hold a lot of common ground with a lot of different people (engineers, motorcycles, bikes, trucks, cars, guns, military) but I don't have any friends that I agree with across the board.

That would be boring. I also don't mix the groups too much, but there are some shared interests. If you agree with EVERYTHING, what sort of twisted world would that be?

 

[TN]

I am too anti-social to hang out with all of you guys. Plus if I did, yall would hate me cuz I would crush you on the singletrack & dazzle you with my drunken-monkey-style of riding.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Come to a Monkeyfest. All we do is disagree, fight, bicker and hit each other.

shaddup, biotch!

 

[Cable43]

That would be boring. I also don't mix the groups too much, but there are some shared interests. If you agree with EVERYTHING, what sort of twisted world would that be?

I think it would be intersting to see what all the "s" talkers would to face to face

 

[narlus]

It would be pretty fun to slap Emo Narlus around.

bring it, fishboy.

i'll cut myself, then you are next.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Plus if I did, yall would hate me cuz I would crush you on the singletrack & dazzle you with my drunken-monkey-style of riding.

 

[TN]

Add a somersault & BINGO!

 

[Damo]

.... & dazzle you with my drunken-monkey-style of dancing.

For sure!

 

[SkaredShtles]

I'm in the Holier-than-thous group.

When it boils down to it, I am much better than you lot!

Yeah.

I hear sheep-shagging automatically puts you in an elevated social position.

 

[Damo]

Hey! I haven't even seen a sheep for 7 years!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Hey! I haven't even seen a sheep for 7 years!

We're not talking about "seeing" sheep you daft Kiwi...

 

[Damo]

Hey! The past is the past.

Let it drop.

 

[Wumpus]

I think most of you guys would hate me because I'd hog all the women.

 

[Westy]

It would be pretty fun to slap Emo Narlus around.

I'd rather e-bash someone. Touch them and you risk catching the ghey.

 

[mandown]

 

[Damo]

I love myself more and more each day.

The doctor says it's unhealthy, and to be honest, it is getting a bit sore...

 

[TheMontashu]

If all of us here on this forum met for a massive group ride [the numbnutts, the knuckleheads, the holier than thous, the Ciarans the sanjuros], we'd all drop the wavering politics, the pissing contests, the nonsensical bickering STFU and just ride.
We'd find that we have more in common first. Then we'd have a stable base upon which to argue platforms and viewpoints. We'd get a glimpse of where we were all coming from and be better poised to rationally disagree.

but alas.... you all suck

You can't ride with sanjuro, it's more waiting for sanjuro than anything else

 

[Quo Fan]

Come to a Monkeyfest. All we do is disagree, fight, bicker and hit each other.

Oddly, everybody leaves me alone.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Oddly, everybody leaves me alone.

That's because no one wants to see a grown man cry...no one.



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