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The Movie Quote Thread

mantispf2000

Turbo Monkey
Aug 9, 2001
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Nevada, 2 hours from Mammoth
OK, so I told my wife about this thread, and she came up with several for kicks. How many can you name??

1-- So, Farley, have you ever dressed up as a school girl and got your ass spanked?

2-- Laughter is more powerful than fear.

3-- I know who you are. Your Gluckman's boy. "Down with the Bitches and Ho's". I'm gonna vote for him. You think we're ignant, just 'cuz we live in the 'hood?

4-- Ah, dang. You gotta warn me next time you crack one off like that. I had my mouth open and everything.

5-- We're hungry. Can we get a bucket of chicken or something?


Have it at.......................
 

maddog17

Turbo Monkey
Jan 20, 2008
2,817
106
Methuen, Mass. U.S.A.
Repo Man


Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fu**in' teeth!
 

tylerpier137

Monkey
Mar 29, 2007
366
0
ventura
Repo Man


Well, suppose we ain't got no union cards and go in there and start playin' anyway? Whatcha gonna do about that? You gonna stop us, Stein? Ha. You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no fu**in' teeth!
Blues brothers


" wee little shenanigans"
 

kev211

Monkey
Jan 22, 2008
320
0
San Diago
man, i hope this isnt a foul!!! i need to post a quote of my own!
that one is from Malibu's Most Wanted...

mine:
"Whoa honey, you must have been something before electricity!"
Since you skipped mine, ill post again... but yours was caddy shack.

mine again...

"Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue."
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,238
393
NY
"A Pontoon boat? What the heck are you going to do with a pontoon boat Chet, retake Omaha Beach?"

Roman speaking to Chet in The Great Outdoors


"My god Chet, I'm half drunk with a bad ticker you can't go scaring me like that"

Roman speaking to Chet after Chet's bear story in The Great Outdoors.
 

maddog17

Turbo Monkey
Jan 20, 2008
2,817
106
Methuen, Mass. U.S.A.
Always with the negative waves Moriarity! Always with the negative waves![/QUOTE]


Kelly's Hero's, Donald Sutherland as the hippie tank commander. love that flick

mine is:

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,683
4,912
North Van
Clerks.


"They may have the appearance of riches.(Kneels down) But beneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man, we find, his...nucleus"
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,683
4,912
North Van
Top Secret.

"I'm sorry, Miss Nice Older Person, but I don't know what you're talking about. Perhaps you were just having a nightmare about your early days in the circus."
 

Defenestrated

Turbo Monkey
Mar 28, 2007
1,657
0
Earth
duno if its turned up but cba to read them all haha

"But sir, thats charlie's point!"
"CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"

<3 Apocalypse Now
 

brungeman

I give a shirt
Jan 17, 2006
5,170
0
da Burgh
"the Dude abides"

"this aggression will not stand"

Walter Sobchak: "You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don’t wanna know about it, believe me."

The Dude: "Yeah, but Walter…"

Walter Sobchak: "Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon… with nail polish. "
 

Jim Mac

MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN
May 21, 2004
6,352
282
the middle east of NY
"John Wayne was a fag."
"The hell he was, John Wayne was a great American hero!"
"Yes he was you boys. I installed 2 way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, he answered the door in a dress..."
"Ahhhh, just because a guys wears a dress, it don't mean he's a fag!"

-Repo Man.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
Top Secret.

"I'm sorry, Miss Nice Older Person, but I don't know what you're talking about. Perhaps you were just having a nightmare about your early days in the circus."
That's a great one. I had to look it up, so I will leave it for someone else to answer.
 

BIGHITR

WINNING!
Nov 14, 2007
1,084
0
Maryland, east coast.
Clifford

I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.
 

Dartman

Old Bastard Mike
Feb 26, 2003
3,911
0
Richmond, VA
Shawshank Redemption by Red.

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."