[skibunny24]

FRIDLEY, Minn. – An Anoka County, Minn., woman was jailed Thursday after throwing three 1-week-old pit bulls at her boyfriend, who allegedly broke her nose, police told the St. Paul Pioneer Press.

The man, David Peter Remme, 25, was arrested on suspicion of third-degree assault; the woman, Gabrielle Tywon Allen, 20, of Sping Lake Park, was held on possible charges of animal cruelty, the newspaper said. Both were in the Anoka County Jail on Thursday.

Fridley police said the two argued in a parking lot outside an apartment building early Thursday. Allen allegedly hurled the three newborn puppies, which were huddled on the front seat of a pickup truck, at Remme after he punched her in the face, police said.

The pups landed on the concrete and appeared to be uninjured, police said.

Um..... who throws PUPPIES?

 

[amishmatt]

Throwing Puppies sounds like the name of a band.

 

[Pesqueeb]

The least surprising aspect of that story is the fact that the puppies in question were pit-bull puppies. Nothing like maintaining a stereotype!

 

[dante]

Why do I feel that that should be the main plot from a 4bit Atari game from 30 years ago? "Make your way across the screen as the angry woman throws PIT BULLS at you!!"

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I thought this thread was going to be more along these lines :

 

[Westy]

Juggling puppies I can see. Throwing them is a little too much.

 

[JetTeach]

Puppies aren't very aerodynamic either....

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Squirrels are much better for throwing. And who gets scared of a puppy anyway ? But a psycho flying squirrel would make most attackers run far, far away.

 

[skibunny24]

Puppies aren't very aerodynamic either....

Clearly, this was the problem with the situation. A parrot would have been much more suitable. Or maybe even a large rat.

 

[ICEBALL585]

Puppies wouldn't do much damage either... they're all furry and squishy.

 

[skibunny24]

Squirrels are much better for throwing. And who gets scared of a puppy anyway ? But a psycho flying squirrel would make most attackers run far, far away.

Yes, make sure it's rabid too.

 

[Westy]

As far a chucking animals in self defense I would think crocodiles would be a good choice, toothy, aerodynamic and pretty tough. The only drawback I see is the cold-bloodedness. You could be stuck with a sluggish throwing croc on a cold day.

Crabs would be a pretty good choice too. I'd bet they are fairly stable in flight like a Frisbee if thrown with a bit of spin.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

...Or maybe even a large rat.

Just make sure it's not a coffee drinking rat.

Coffee Makes Hard Workers Lazy, Rat Study Suggests

 

[kazlx]

Armadillos could probably be effectively shot out of a cannon.

 

[skibunny24]

Armadillos could probably be effectively shot out of a cannon.

yyyyyyyyyes. kind of like this?:

 

[ICEBALL585]

Squirrels are much better for throwing. And who gets scared of a puppy anyway ? But a psycho flying squirrel would make most attackers run far, far away.

What about flying squirrels with lightsabers?

 

[baca262]

that's downright ****ing scary.

 

[MMike]

 

[jdcamb]

Now that you have posted every possible Kids in the Hall video, are you going to go through all the Austin Powers one's online next? Can I make requests?

 

[Pesqueeb]

Post #3 asshole!

 

[H8R]

Ok what if this chick was on the softball team and had one of those ultra psycho female aggression lesbian man-hater softball pitches? She could FVCK you up with a pit bull puppy pitched to the dick.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

 

[sstalder5]

If I remember correctly from RM Secret Santa, 4xboy lives in Fridley. I think a county jail visit with a video camera and a PETA t-shirt is in order..

4xboy to the rootbeer puppy courtesy phone...

 

[jdcamb]

I still can't wrap my head around puppy throwing. You can't be more of a degenerate then that. It's just not possible.

 

[4xBoy]

Crazy ville, yes, currently the burb I live in.

I find it funny, I live in that city, and the Monkey tells me what's happening there.

I keep thinking of cat lady on the Simpsons, yet throwing a puppy brings no humor to me.

 

[4xBoy]

http://fridley.patch.com/articles/woman-jailed-for-throwing-puppies-at-man-in-fridley


Sh...ip almost a year to the day since it last happened in Fridley.

The things that happen some times really are stranger then one can imagine.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Repost of a repost! Jeebus.

 

[X3pilot]

I thought this was going to be about a new stripper move.

 

[binary visions]

I thought this was going to be about that hilarious Austin Powers quote! LOL! That makes me laugh every time!

 

[Kevin]

I thought this was going to be about that hilarious Austin Powers quote! LOL! That makes me laugh every time!

Haha yeah havent seen that in a long time!!

 

[lovebunny]

reading that made me think about this awesome part from austin powers. man i need to watch that movie

302 Found

 

[Westy]

Reminds me of when that Iraqi dude threw a shoe at derp President.

302 Found

 

[H8R]

Stuff a puppy in a shoe: ultimate weapon

 

[jdcamb]

I threw my cat onto the couch. It wasn't terribly satisfying for me.

 

[Westy]

Stuff a puppy in a shoe: ultimate weapon

What about throwing Hush Puppies?

 

[X3pilot]

What about throwing Hush Puppies?

Throw me some fried catfish with them while you're at it!

 

[lovebunny]

he has a terrible aim

 

[maddog17]

badgers, fisher cats or porcupines would have worked too

 

[offsprung]

Or hedgehogs, they are small and spherical so you can really chuck them hard...

 

[syadasti]

Wash your puppies instead -