THIS is infinitely amusing and interesting all at the same time. Compared to the average mountain biker's man-cave/ultimate home shop, this perfectly underscores the differences between Roadies and Mountain Bikers:
http://www.bikerumor.com/2014/02/12/this-garage-is-what-cyclist-dream-heaven-looks-like/#more-73056
Roadies concept of the "Ultimate Cycling Lair/Garage":
Security: Keypad entry
Polished hardwood floors
Wood-paneled walls
Antique display case for Shimano Gruppo
Neatly stacked issues of bike mags
Museum style arrangement of frames on book shelves
Spare tires neatly folded on bookshelves
Show room style floor-to-ceiling bike racks
No shop tools whatsoever
Mountain Biker's concept of the "Ultimate Cycling Lair/Garage":
Security: Heavy deadbolt/New York Lock/Crowbar/Chainsaw/Machete/Pistol/AR/Shotgun/Dog
Concrete floors with center drain
Exposed fiberglass insulation walls
Display case for Shimano Gruppo: drawer of MAC/Craftsman/Summit organizer
Hastily stacked issues of Porn/Decline/DIRT mags in corner on floor
Avant-Garde style arrangement of old frames in Rubbermaid bin
Spare tires stacked 5 ft. high
DIY bike racks made from steel tubing or 2x4's
Every shop tool you can afford plus an old fridge stocked with beer
http://www.bikerumor.com/2014/02/12/this-garage-is-what-cyclist-dream-heaven-looks-like/#more-73056
Roadies concept of the "Ultimate Cycling Lair/Garage":
Security: Keypad entry
Polished hardwood floors
Wood-paneled walls
Antique display case for Shimano Gruppo
Neatly stacked issues of bike mags
Museum style arrangement of frames on book shelves
Spare tires neatly folded on bookshelves
Show room style floor-to-ceiling bike racks
No shop tools whatsoever
Mountain Biker's concept of the "Ultimate Cycling Lair/Garage":
Security: Heavy deadbolt/New York Lock/Crowbar/Chainsaw/Machete/Pistol/AR/Shotgun/Dog
Concrete floors with center drain
Exposed fiberglass insulation walls
Display case for Shimano Gruppo: drawer of MAC/Craftsman/Summit organizer
Hastily stacked issues of Porn/Decline/DIRT mags in corner on floor
Avant-Garde style arrangement of old frames in Rubbermaid bin
Spare tires stacked 5 ft. high
DIY bike racks made from steel tubing or 2x4's
Every shop tool you can afford plus an old fridge stocked with beer