Vaginal Pornography

Juano · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by Metal
I am kinda confused as to why online mountain bikers refer to their bikes and parts as porn. Do you masturbate to the pictures or something.

He is a picture of my SlEAze Otter mountain cross race bike. I have it rigged up with no front brake because if I am using it, I am going too slow, and a 3 speed cassette in the rear. 1 gear for gate-starts, and the other 2 depending on how fast the course is. I rigged this wheel up from a formerly single-speed wheel off of a Specialized P1.

It currently has a bunch of stickers from companies that aren't sponsoring me, so those will be peeled of or masked over.

viva la FRONJ

I definity agree with it being gay tp call bike pic's porn. WTF!!!!!!!!!

-dustin · Apr 11, 2004

post a pic of the hub/cassette. pwease.

SebringMGB · Apr 11, 2004

i think porn is ok terminology, as long as its something really sick. if you post a pic of your newest cable housing, your fresh rattle canned pedals or your bone stock giant warp, its like saying a pic of your 3 year old cousin swimming naked at your cabin is porn

heikkihall · Apr 11, 2004

that bike looks small

beaverbiker · Apr 11, 2004

sanjay's small

partsbara · Apr 11, 2004

actually i think the thread needs to be re-named 'mangina pornography'

Spec8in561 · Apr 11, 2004

bike just looks faassst....:devil: :devil: :angry: :angry:

Bonk · Apr 11, 2004

I like peanut butter!

Toshi · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by the Inbred
post a pic of the hub/cassette. pwease.

ditto, sounds interesting. i agree with the anti-"porn" sentiment, too

T-Pirate · Apr 11, 2004

Nice bike dude. I hate when people call stuff "porn" If you see me use that terminology, I am definately joking, because I hate when people post lame stuff and call it porn. (The spray paint pedal "porn" post was a joke)

Juano · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by T-Pirate
Nice bike dude. I hate when people call stuff "porn" If you see me use that terminology, I am definately joking, because I hate when people post lame stuff and call it porn. (The spray paint pedal "porn" post was a joke)

IF I ever post porn it will be PORN, most like midgets and donkey's.

zedro · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by Juano
IF I ever post porn it will be PORN, most like midgets and donkey's.

if you have midget porn, please pass it along. I will also accept sad-clown porn.

i just realized its impossible to hijack or bastardize this thread....

partsbara · Apr 11, 2004

GAY PRIEST PORN is the future... the catholic church has promised it...

on easter and all :devil:

parts

Juano · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by partsbara
GAY PRIEST PORN is the future... the catholic church has promised it...

on easter and all :devil:

parts

Ah, have some class. :eek:

Full Trucker · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by Juano
IF I ever post porn it will be PORN, most like midgets and donkey's.

Or three-toed midget donkey porn!

And hey Metal, I hate to be 'that guy' here... but you'll probably HAVE to put a front brake on it to legally race it at Spray Utter... it's a NORBA thing I think... 'three working gears and two working brakes' or something...

Of course, if you put a hydro up front and neglect to put any fluid it it, that would accomplish the same thing as having no front brake. And no one would be any the wiser...

partsbara · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by Juano
Ah, have some class.

please forgive me father... i promise not to be late for choir again

i have been a bad boy

T-Pirate · Apr 11, 2004

Fake olsen twins porn tickles my fancy.

punkassean · Apr 11, 2004

my buddy tried to race a SS kona Kaboom at otter two tears ago and got shut down by Norba, I wouldn't risk it but...To be honest I think you are fast enough front brake or not.

binary visions · Apr 11, 2004

That looks... really, really fast, just sitting there.

Did you put a slightly shorter i2i shock on that? It looks low, even for a Tazer.

BMXman · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by Metal
I am kinda confused as to why online mountain bikers refer to their bikes and parts as porn. Do you masturbate to the pictures or something.

It's just mountain bikers trying to be "cool"...I never understood it myself....D

Full Trucker · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by Metal
I think NORBA doens't really care about the rules. I races the last half of last season as a semi-pro with an expert license. I wonder if I could race pro with the same liscense when I feel ready to bump up.

Damn that NOOOOORBA! lol

And yeah... bump up to Pro when you're fast enough, eh? That was what, last week? Hope to see you out in CO for Snowmass and all of that...

nicklin · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by partsbara
GAY PRIEST PORN is the future... the catholic church has promised it...

on easter and all :devil:

parts

WOw you are going straight to hell...

don't worry I'mm going there too. see you in hell.

partsbara · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by nicklin
WOw you are going straight to hell...

i m already there

Curb Hucker · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by partsbara
i m already there

come on, Germany aint that bad

MikeD · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by partsbara
i m already there

With a fistful of Ant porn, no less...

Echo · Apr 11, 2004

And just like that, it became uncool to call your new bike pics "porn"

Nice bike

Toshi · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by Echo
And just like that, it became uncool to call your new bike pics "porn"

naw, this "porn" bit has been questioned in the past, albeit perhaps not be one as powerful in the rm mojo as sanjay

CreeP · Apr 11, 2004

If you don't have a front brake, then why do you have a front brake? Your caliper is still on there!

Rik · Apr 11, 2004

Originally posted by Metal
I am kinda confused as to why online mountain bikers refer to their bikes and parts as porn. Do you masturbate to the pictures or something.

got sand in your vaginal porn?

It's a very valid point though, something that I wholeheartedly agree with. Same with things being "pimp" as well. Soon we'll have guys saying "yeh, what a mad crackwhore of a bike, goes hard for a cheap ride", "this bike descends quicker than a paedophile going to hell" and all sorts of other crap :confused:

DÃR · Apr 12, 2004

i don't see anything wrong with calling it porn - back in college my roommate used to make fun of me for "looking at bike porn" when I was surfing MTBR - that's significant b/c he doesn't even know how to ride a bike, and b/c I think that was long before even bikers were calling it 'porn'......

anyway as a side note, the whole "pr0n" thing reeeeeaaallllyy grates on me. It was clever like a year ago when spammers first discovered it.....

Orvan · Apr 12, 2004

Originally posted by Echo
And just like that, it became uncool to call your new bike pics "porn"

Let me retort... other bikes will still be smut.

But at this point of my riding life, all and any bikes are good!
Internet bike porn is booming!

Whorish Fronjay Flapping a Flatti-Fat-Flat uhm like on easter sunday...

Fulton · Apr 12, 2004

what year is that tazer?

tmx · Apr 16, 2004

Originally posted by Metal
My friends mom once told me that I need "special lighting" for pictures. That is a good example as to why.

sanj, that lighting was my bad. sporner has scolded me time and again for being flash-a-phobic. here...this make up for it?

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