At lunch today the was a peace protest in the streets. Some old dude had a sign that read "What would Jesus bomb?". Well my buddies and I thought that was hysterical. We also theorized as to what he actually might bomb.
What would Jesus bomb?
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too easy celine dion
He would strategically bomb penguins along the coast of Antarctica.
So obvious, how could you miss that MMike?
So obvious, how could you miss that MMike?
Jesus just condemns you to hell when you piss him off; bombing is way too "earthly" for him. 
If he didn't already forgive them, I think he'd go for the guys with the nails....
How about modern day Pharisees? Most Christians I've met would fall into this category. I think he'd be pretty pissed off with them.
And you know the Pope gets a precision guided munition just for the hat.
How about modern day Pharisees? Most Christians I've met would fall into this category. I think he'd be pretty pissed off with them.
And you know the Pope gets a precision guided munition just for the hat.
agreed about the modern day pharisees in some cases.
too bad the pope has about as much to do with christianity as lance armstrong does with DH racing.
I think he would bomb down some sick singletrack, then have a brewski!