[N8 v2.0]

Trek - My wife let me spend $400 on a bike.

Schwinn - I'm saving up for some Bell accessories

LiteSpeed- I don't have a girlfreind to tell me not to spend this much on a bike

Specialized - When I crash I check to see if the bike is ok, before I look at my compound fracture

Next - It's not a huffy, honest

Huffy - I leave busted tubes on the trail, and ride in flip flops

Single Speed - I walk up hills when noone is looking

BMX bike - My next accessory is a neck brace




Please add some more!!!

 

[dh girlie]

Seven Cycles: I like to talk more about how little my bike weighs and how much I spent on it than ride it...and I'm an old hippy...

 

[Tom Church]

Cannondale - F**k the nay-sayers...we know quality when we see it!!!

 

[ghostrider]

Blur: damn, I'm one down-to-earth in-shape cool dude.

 

[Echo]

Originally posted by ghostrider
Blur: damn, I'm one down-to-earth in-shape cool dude.

Mine must be defective.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Giant: screw bling, I like to ride

 

[I Are Baboon]

Originally posted by N8
Trek - My wife let me spend $400 on a bike.

Yeah, that Trek Fuel 100 is an entry level bike if I ever saw one.

 

[N8 v2.0]

Originally posted by Tom Church
Cannondale - F**k the nay-sayers...we know quality when we see it!!!

Cannondale - BikerFox rides one, 'nuff said!

 

[douglas]

Iron Horse SGS: i dont care that you spent 2 or 3 times more on your DH bike than I did, I'll still get to the bottom faster then you!




:devil:

 

[jdcamb]

Ellsworth Truth.....Wow that sure is a lot of monet to spend on a recycled beer can.....when you woke up the next morning did you realize that you would be eating grilled cheese sandwiches for the next year?? .....jdcamb

 

[Lexx D]

Cannondale: But Tony said they were the best since they're not welded.(I actually had someone say this in my shop)

 

[Lexx D]

Kona: I freeride, I did a 6 stair to flat just yesterday

 

[SkaredShtles]

Originally posted by jdcamb
Ellsworth Truth.....Wow that sure is a lot of monet to spend on a recycled beer can.....when you woke up the next morning did you realize that you would be eating grilled cheese sandwiches for the next year?? .....jdcamb

Ellsworth Truth - why didn't somebody tell me it was just a chi chi NRS? And I'm gettin' tired of ramen and grilled cheese!!

-S.S.-

 

[SkaredShtles]

Originally posted by Lexx D
Cannondale: But Tony said they were the best since they're not welded.(I actually had someone say this in my shop)

Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?? I've been to the factory. They actually *do* use Elmers Glue. It's the industrial strength, though.

-S.S.-

 

[Lexx D]

Originally posted by SkaredShtles
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout?? I've been to the factory. They actually *do* use Elmers Glue. It's the industrial strength, though.

-S.S.-

hahaha...lmao

 

[Lexx D]

Originally posted by SkaredShtles
Ellsworth Truth - why didn't somebody tell me it was just a chi chi NRS? And I'm gettin' tired of ramen and grilled cheese!!

-S.S.-

That's funny since the designs have some things in common but ride completely different

 

[Pegboy]

Chumba Wumba; I could care less what you're riding, If you're cool I'll ride with you.

 

[Captain Crunch]

Bullit- F**k 4-Bars, I'll still own on you with this dated a** design, Bra!

 

[Echo]

Yeti AS-X: Bullits kick ass, but everyone has one.

 

[Lexx D]

Intense M1: I'm fast.....no really I am

 

[VTinCT]

Frankenbike: I'm foking desperate for $$!

*and have demonic building skillz *

 

[binary visions]

Nicolai: I have commitment issues, so my bike has 2,386 adjustments!

OR

Nicolai: It's 10:00, do you know where your drill press is?

 

[KrusteeButt]

Dean - of course no normal person can afford one...so you'd better be a damn good racer and get sponsored! (that's for Heidi! )

Nicolai - own a website and you can have one too!

 

[binary visions]

Maybe:

Banshee: I really, really like the word gusset. Gusset, gusset, gusset. What's "refinement" mean?

 

[Lexx D]

Balfa: Yeah i know it's cool(i say that since i have one )

 

[VTinCT]

Giant AC: I'm a sucka, take my money.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Titus: I just want something different. I don't care if it costs more.

 

[ghostrider]

Single speed: riding this bike is hard core, and it builds strength, skills and speed. In fact, if I had a bike with gears, I would actually be going fast right now. Excuse me while I go look for my kneecap.

 

[KPicha]

Originally posted by binary visions
Maybe:

Banshee: I really, really like the word gusset. Gusset, gusset, gusset. What's "refinement" mean?

LOL- yeah, that word seems to be one with Banshee or beefy, beefy, beefy. Not a bad thing, of course.

 

[KrusteeButt]

Any Electric Bike -
I'm old, retired, don't know how to use gears, and really like infommercials

 

[golgiaparatus]

Originally posted by VTinCT
Giant AC: I'm a sucka, take my money.

 

[KrusteeButt]

The only thing I feared about this thread...that someone would make a comment about a particular bike and someone else, who owns said bike, would get offended.

Hopefully nobody gets too upset about any comments made. As far as I'm concerned, say what you want about my FSR/XC...it works for me and I love it.

 

[JRB]

My bike starts talking trash and its ass is out on the street. Punk ass bike.

 

[ito]

Kona- I wish I was Canadian...really I do....

Norco-eh

Surly-Hey, I'm pissed and hate consumerism, but like my bike built in overseas factories so I pay less

The Ito

 

[Curiouscaptian01]

Originally posted by KrusteeButt
Any Electric Bike -
I'm old, retired, don't know how to use gears, and really like infommercials

and your a D.U.I. that can't drive a car

 

[MMcG]

Originally posted by KPicha
LOL- yeah, that word seems to be one with Banshee or beefy, beefy, beefy. Not a bad thing, of course.

But in Banshee's case I don't necessarily think it's a GOOD thing either....those bikes make me wonder why the need for all those gusstes.

 

[Grimey]

Originally posted by Pegboy
Chumba Wumba; I could care less what you're riding, If you're cool I'll ride with you.

tru

 

[Lexx D]

Indy Fab: I'm in it for the soul brother

Rocky mtn: Wade rides one, that's gotta mean something?

 

[Echo]

Brooklyn Machine Works: Show me something I can ride off. No, I don't care how high it is. No, my bike won't break.

 

[VTinCT]

Originally posted by golgiaparatus

My AC sucks major moose nuts.