you could also put alligators or sharks with laser beams on their heads in a moat.You can jetski in a moat
i was just about to say that...In the winter a moat can freeze over and you can have a skating rink.
won't it?1. Is the fence really going to fix the root problem, or is it just to please the masses.
mmike...umm you must pretty bored huh?
Would the moat have a tow line for boatless water skiing? If so, I'm sold.
won't it?
A tall, solid fence between Mexico and US should keep illegals out, yeah?
But that would cripple the US porn industry. THEN WHAT?And a sign that says "no mustaches in the USA". Seriously. Ban mustaches and you fix the problem. Huge exodus would immediately follow. You'd have to print it in spanish though.
that's where i'd step in, i can't grow facial hair.But that would cripple the US porn industry. THEN WHAT?
I am down with your moat idea.Water slide into a moat or water slide into a fence.....what would you choose?
Reminds me of a true story....a bar around here was having trouble with gangs frequenting their establishment....Or I guess it was flirting with becoming a problem. In order to nip it in the bud, they decided to ban baseball cap. Problem solved almost immediately....And a sign that says "no mustaches in the USA". Seriously. Ban mustaches and you fix the problem. Huge exodus would immediately follow. You'd have to print it in spanish though.
Can mexicans speak in "forsooths" and "anons"?I am down with your moat idea.
Of course I also thing that we should have a drawbridge at every border crossing. And maces! Lots of maces. (I'm tellin ya... with enough swords and maces we won't need guns! Unless you're afraid to face me with a mace that is)
Personally I try not to think of them as mexicans... I like to think of them as my serfs. I am their lord and master. Feudalism works!!!!
Now if only they'd let me bash 'em in the head with my mace for not cutting my lawn correctly.
i think the problem wasn't gangs, but it was a gay bar named "the towel rack". it sent the wrong message.Reminds me of a true story....a bar around here was having trouble with gangs frequenting their establishment....Or I guess it was flirting with becoming a problem. In order to nip it in the bud, they decided to ban baseball cap. Problem solved almost immediately....
i think the problem wasn't gangs, but it was a gay bar named "the towel rack". it sent the wrong message.
No. My serfs should be seen and not heard.Can mexicans speak in "forsooths" and "anons"?
tautological PoTDEspecially since it was a bar for dykes.
edit: I have no idea what that means
The thread could have ended right here.A moat could be used to drown Paula Abdul...
a collar fashioned from 12 y.o. girls and 24 oz. bud cans is a bit too ganglyI say an invisible fence is best. The trick is making the shock collars fashionable enough for people to WANT to wear them.
berlin wall used to keep people in, remember?So why did the US want the Berlin wall to come down?? Aren't we being hypocritical??
gee, if only there were a system already in place.3. Make more of them legal, but at a rate the economy can tolerate. Weed out the criminals in the process.
I have to imagine that a sunk wall that can't be just cut would be cheaper than the farce we're currently working with.Can't they dig tunnels or make holes in the fence?? Or will it be sunken cement or like THe Great Wall??
Aren't we then just keeping the people of mexico locked in?? They don't have gills for the pacific or Gulf.berlin wall used to keep people in, remember?
gee, if only there were a system already in place.
Pure poetry!I see no-one has bothered to give your question the serious response such an important issue demands. I think it's demonstrative of the paucity of ideas among the so-called "intelligentsia" of RM, who are too busy sipping lattes and trying on berets to come up with anything constructive.
Now to your question Loopie- A F*CKEN MOAT BITCH
I'm sorry, but that doesn't work.Aren't we then just keeping the people of mexico locked in??
And for getting around minimum wage laws...Prosecution of those who hire illegals. The employer should really be prosecuted for not paying social security tax, federal tax, state and local.
it was a wall, not a fence.So why did the US want the Berlin wall to come down?? Aren't we being hypocritical??