[laura]

Hahahaha, got ya. I don't really hate the police.

I got popped for Jay Walking today at lunch. First time ever. It was ok though because the cop was super high strung about it. I've got this game I like to play with high strung people. I act as calm and indifferent as possible. The calmer I get (generally) the louder and more frantic they get until they give up because they aren't as entertained by me as I am by them. Luckily he was nice enough to not give me a ticket, beacuse that would have sucked. So next time instead of looking both ways for cars, I'll be looking both ways for the police.

 

[H8R]

Lawless floozy!! Was it worth the time saved to avoid the cross walk?

Was it worth it to break the law?

What now? Bank robbery? Arson? Bestiality?

 

[G-Cracker]

Oh. I thought this was going to be a "Sting is an a-hole and their new reunion tour sucks." I've got tickets for the next Phoenix show. I'll let you know if they suck.

Way to unnerve the high-strung cop. Surprised he didn't give you a ticket if you were freaking him out so much.

 

[TN]

Good thing you are not a pot farmer with a myspace.

 

[Upgr8r]

Jay-walking is the first step leading to a life of crime

 

[Mr Jones]

Lawless floozy!! Was it worth the time saved to avoid the cross walk?

Was it worth it to break the law?

What now? Bank robbery? Arson? Bestiality?

Don't give her any ideas.... Bank Robbery and Arson are wrong....

 

[skinny mike]

you related to this guy?

 

[laura]

Lawless floozy!! Was it worth the time saved to avoid the cross walk?

Was it worth it to break the law?

What now? Bank robbery? Arson? Bestiality?

Actually maybe it is more appropriately categorized as running a red light. I was in the cross walk, it just wasn't my "turn" to go. And it was no time wasted. As soon as the light turned green he and I started walking. If I have to wait for the lights, I'm not about to miss one.

 

[Wingnut]

I don't understand this "Jay Walking" thing. Around here, if there is a gap, you cross. I think the minimum gap is 3 feet, less then that and you risk injury....

 

[laura]

Oh. I thought this was going to be a "Sting is an a-hole and their new reunion tour sucks." I've got tickets for the next Phoenix show. I'll let you know if they suck.

Way to unnerve the high-strung cop. Surprised he didn't give you a ticket if you were freaking him out so much.

No way, Sting is hot.

 

[laura]

you related to this guy?

I could be, I don't know my dad's side of the family.

 

[narlus]

Oh. I thought this was going to be a "Sting is an a-hole and their new reunion tour sucks." I've got tickets for the next Phoenix show. I'll let you know if they suck.

i can give a pretty good prediction.



yes. they will suck.

 

[hooples3]

jay walking ..?? seriously dont they have anything better to do??
Not that busy??
no Dunkin Donuts around??

 

[1453]

you related to this guy?

lol

"Metro Police"

 

[Wumpus]

lol

"Metro Police"

Watch it. He may take you down.

 

[laura]

jay walking ..?? seriously dont they have anything better to do??
Not that busy??
no Dunkin Donuts around??

There's not much to do when you're waiting at a stop light. Whatever, he was in good humor about the situation, but he was being a douche. And since I am feeling very anti-people today he came off as extra obnoxious and douchey. All I wanted to do was enjoy my stroll without having to talk to anyone.

And I was all like "If my husband was here, he'd give you something to cry about panty waist."

 

[Wingnut]

Can one really be "in good humor" and "A douche" at the same time???

 

[moff_quigley]

Watch it. He may take you down.

Awesome.

 

[laura]

Can one really be "in good humor" and "A douche" at the same time???

Yeah, He thought he was being funny. I thought he was being a douche. Had he not been in good humor, he could have written me a 52$ ticket.

 

[SkaredShtles]

i can give a pretty good prediction.



yes. they will suck.

 

[scrider]

Jay-walking = gateway crime

 

[skinny mike]

Watch it. He may take you down.

so that's what happened to fred durst...

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Yeah, He thought he was being funny. I thought he was being a douche. Had he not been in good humor, he could have written me a 52$ ticket.

Are you f'n kidding, 52 bucks for jay walking?

Was he a rookie? Older cops usually don't waste their time with such BS.

 

[jonKranked]

Are you f'n kidding, 52 bucks for jay walking?

Was he a rookie? Older cops usually don't waste their time with such BS.

And its not like it was the end of the month quota fill...

 

[r464]

I've had a bad day

 

[laura]

Are you f'n kidding, 52 bucks for jay walking?

Was he a rookie? Older cops usually don't waste their time with such BS.

Actually he has 30 days left on the force and then he is retiring. I hope he finds something a little more productive to do with his down time.

 

[narlus]

I've had a bad day

if this is a D!cks or Mudhoney reference, rep will be given.



that was the first thing i thought of

 

[H8R]

No way, Sting is hot.

Great.

Laura has admitted that she is actually a gay Harkonnen man.

 

[r464]

if this is a D!cks or Mudhoney reference, rep will be given.



that was the first thing i thought of

Mudhoney...
Live

 

[loco-gringo]

It was that Roxanne song that did it for me.

Wait, what????

 

[Hunter]

A few years back our city police dept. received something like a $50,000 grant to enforce jay-walking laws. Lots of publicity about it, but I never saw anyone actually get busted for it.

 

[HAB]

A few years back our city police dept. received something like a $50,000 grant to enforce jay-walking laws. Lots of publicity about it, but I never saw anyone actually get busted for it.

Me neither. I've jaywalked past cops without realizing it until I was half way across the street, and havn't ever gotten called on it.

 

[narlus]

i implore everyone to stop what they are doing and start rocking out to the Mudhoney uTube clip that r464 posted.

i'm gonna see them in about 5 weeks' time, i hope that play that one.

 

[Serial Midget]

Just don't visit Japan anytime soon... and Sting? Oh yeah, way hot - but can he still sing???

 

[laura]

Great.

Laura has admitted that she is actually a gay Harkonnen man.

Nice try, this man is H-A-W-T!

 

[bitingback]

Yeah, He thought he was being funny. I thought he was being a douche. Had he not been in good humor, he could have written me a 52$ ticket.

i got one of those. i think mine was steeper. Greenwich CT cops. talk about nothing to do. they have one road in town where all the stores are and a cop at EVERY intersection. must be about 5 of em on this one road. no lights...just cop crossing guards. i looked both ways, no cars coming, crossed...the guy nearly hucked his donut. called me over ranting about how i had jay walked...but i wasn't as "calm" as you Laura and instead told him what a pathetic excuse of a cop he was. best part was he couldn't leave his "post" so i had to stay there and wait for backup to give me the ticket. ah...the things we do in our 20's. :biggrin:

 

[I Are Baboon]

Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

 

[narlus]

Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that.

so any musician is worthy of respect?

:huh:

 

[laura]

so any musician is worthy of respect?

:huh:

Just the hot ones.

 

[manimal]

Watch it. He may take you down.

crap...that dude stole my signature move!

your friendly street corner officer was definitely a douche, i mean...if he thinks he needs to explain the "dangers" of jay walking to an adult, well...he's obviously working the street corner for a reason.

for future reference; be sure to skip across the street the next time so that, if you are charged with jaywalking, you can testify in court that you were obviously "skipping along merrily" and not jay"walking".