next time i'm in the bay area i'll work on my curb-hucking chops.Instant FinesseWho: All classes taught by the legendary Old Bat, Jaccquie Phelan, a racer with a 14 year pro career and no broken bones, and enough dusty prizes and awards to impress and baffle the modern Pro rider who's never heard of her.
Mountain Bike Clinics
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Level 1: For honest-to-goddess beginners. One must know how to steer a bike, but that's about it. Courage not required, just the bike, ma'am. Learn Phelan's much-copied (if inadequately patented) "Inner Chicken Respect" techniques, as well as how to safely read trails without distraction, hop curbs without discouragement, and impress the wildlife with one's physique. Also learn the critical rules by which we share the trails, how not to colonize the entire fire road on group rides, etc...Master the tricks & tropes en route to Level 2.
Level 2: students have either proof of having taken Level 1 or can sail through this quick quiz: How long can you do a track stand? Curbs bother you? Been to a race (not necessary)?
All yours, buddy....I prefer women in mid riff tube tops or cut off tees.
Ahhh, Keeerist, I just ate...All yours, buddy....
Why do you hate freedom?I say it's unnatural, disgraceful, and should not be permitted in civilized society. Any other opinions?
Women of Beauty and Temptation said:WOMBAT is a women-only mailing list devoted to issues of bisexuality, though the topics of discussion vary widely.
Didn't WOMBAT used to be a women's mtb club? What are we talking about here?Why do you hate freedom?
She took her 225lbs husband out with a high heel. She might be just the candidate to be the US army's first female infantryman.I thought that was a ton-ton...
this is a tawn-tawn...
I can see it now - the Army is going to get into all kinds of trouble because they're only going to allow unattractive surly women into combat infantry roles....She took her 225lbs husband out with a high heel. She might be just the candidate to be the US army's first female infantryman.
well at least it isn't french or canadian or a horrific combination of the two...I could have sworn it was just tan-tan with a 'merican accent...
Oh dear did the missus catch you watching "Those" dvd's again mike......... irate2:I say it's unnatural, disgraceful, and should not be permitted in civilized society. Any other opinions?
That's the first thing I typed into google.it's Tauntaun.
I actually had a hell of a time figuring out what they were called, and then how to spell it correctly.
There's your Star Wars geek knowledge of the day.
Tauntaun.
She's hot...I can see it now - the Army is going to get into all kinds of trouble because they're only going to allow unattractive surly women into combat infantry roles....
I'd get in a foxhole with Tawny.