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Anyone got a recommendation for a nose hair trimmer?

ktmsx

Monkey
Nov 28, 2005
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CT.
Grow your nose hair out and remain clean shaven.
That is what i do by mistake though...every couple of weeks the wife will give me that look and mention it's time to do some trimming.......I have had a few diff. trimmers scissors work the best for me...
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
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Sleepy Hollar
My wife calls them spiders.

"Honey, why don't you trim those spiders? They are starting to crawl out of you nose."

Then I yank a bunch out and stick them on her. - boogers and all. "How do you like them spiders now, woman?" She does find it nearly as amusing as I.
 

urbaindk

The Real Dr. Science
Jul 12, 2004
4,819
0
Sleepy Hollar
I think it is just Males Hair is senile ! It can't figure out I want it on the top of my Head not in My nose!!! Its getting thinner on the top of my head , But thicker in the Snooz!
Yeah, stupid hair...

I have no hair left on my head as it is. It seems to have started growing into my skull and out my ears, nose, and upper back. Yes, I am going to be (if not already) one of those gross old men.
 

Nobody

Danforth Kitchen Whore
Sep 5, 2001
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8
Toronto
Don't pluck the damn things! Never mind the pain - if you want to feel like a man, taser your balls.

Thing is, you are more likely to develop a surface infection if you pull them out via plucking - they can cause small lesions that can lead to infection.

Try something like this one...here...
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,511
20,311
Sleazattle
I just yank'em. Every once in a while you get one that comes from down deep, feels like your pulling something out of your lungs.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,839
15
So Cal
I just yank'em. Every once in a while you get one that comes from down deep, feels like your pulling something out of your lungs.
I love pulling those ones out. When you're done it feels soooo good.

I was pulling nose hairs the other day and pulled a white one. I thought this was weird since I don't have ANY grey or white hairs on my head (or any where else.) I wonder if this will lead to albino boogers.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
41,292
13,408
Portland, OR
Man I recall midnight watches in the Navy playing "odd or even" for cash! If you can get 4 or more in one pull, you're a real man!
 

yonton228

Turbo Monkey
Mar 7, 2005
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0
lacey washington
I yank em out using a needle nozed plier (smal one. ) But I sneeze like crazy doing so. If it hurts when you yank em, just a drink a little bit of Johnnie Walker :D





-yonton228/timmy
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,698
1,749
chez moi
Go to a salon and get the Brazilian Nose Wax.

Or just snort some Nair.