I say, next time you see her, just work up a good stiffy and smack her in the face with it. And if you get into bed with her again, "accidentaly" stick it in the wrong hole. Then see who's laughing.
Maybe your penis is smarter than you. She has two kids, and she is going out, getting wasted and passing out in other peoples beds.
Maybe your wee wee knew that if he did not perform, she would laugh at him and go away and not drag you into her sorry life.
You should go pet him for doing you a favor.
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