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benno

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Apr 7, 2006
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Well I thought I'd revell in the anonymity of the internet and tell you all about last night (a story I'm not overly inclined to share with people who actually know me in real life), given all the other girl related threads here. *long*

First a little background: There's a girl I've been mates with for a while now and I really enjoy her company. She's tough, smart, funny and damn fine to look at. She also has two kids, which complicate things a little. Nothing much has ever happened before cause we've both been otherwise committed - until recently. So we had a few drinks last week, and she ended up at my place, we slept together - but that was all (no nooky was had). Definitely frustrating, and kinda awkward, but we got over it.

Fast forward to last night, and we got pretty drunk together (damn my head is hurting right now). Same as before, we slept in the same bed with not much going on, I dozed fitfully for most of the night trying to hide a raging hard-on, getting more and more frustrated. We stayed in bed all this morning talking before things finally started to get a little steamy.

And then it all went pear shaped

After a whole night of frustration, things just weren't working for me when my chance finally came around. It was pathetic; she was laughing, I was sweating, cursing and damn near crying, jeebus christmas it was weak.

God I feel bad. I'm only young, I shouldn't be having these bloody problems! I certainly never have before. I've never felt like less of a man.

So we talked a bit more and she left after one of those awkward, 'do we hug or do we kiss?' sort of moments.

Dunno what's gonna happen now. I said I'd call her next week. :help:

So there ya go: don't try and f*ck your friends. It's not cool.

PS: anyone ever dated someone with kids from a previous relationship? I'm a little weird about it I think.
 
-dustin

-dustin

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Jun 10, 2002
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that happened to a friend of mine about 4yrs ago...we still tease him about it.

she seems like a bitch for laughing, though. when you finally "hit it" (avoid the alcohol beforehand), remember...dirty sanchez.

or kick her in the gut and laugh.
 
ALEXIS_DH

ALEXIS_DH

Tirelessly Awesome
Jan 30, 2003
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benno said:
Well I thought I'd revell in the anonymity of the internet and tell you all about last night (a story I'm not overly inclined to share with people who actually know me in real life), given all the other girl related threads here. *long*

First a little background: There's a girl I've been mates with for a while now and I really enjoy her company. She's tough, smart, funny and damn fine to look at. She also has two kids, which complicate things a little. Nothing much has ever happened before cause we've both been otherwise committed - until recently. So we had a few drinks last week, and she ended up at my place, we slept together - but that was all (no nooky was had). Definitely frustrating, and kinda awkward, but we got over it.

Fast forward to last night, and we got pretty drunk together (damn my head is hurting right now). Same as before, we slept in the same bed with not much going on, I dozed fitfully for most of the night trying to hide a raging hard-on, getting more and more frustrated. We stayed in bed all this morning talking before things finally started to get a little steamy.

And then it all went pear shaped

After a whole night of frustration, things just weren't working for me when my chance finally came around. It was pathetic; she was laughing, I was sweating, cursing and damn near crying, jeebus christmas it was weak.

God I feel bad. I'm only young, I shouldn't be having these bloody problems! I certainly never have before. I've never felt like less of a man.

So we talked a bit more and she left after one of those awkward, 'do we hug or do we kiss?' sort of moments.

Dunno what's gonna happen now. I said I'd call her next week. :help:

So there ya go: don't try and f*ck your friends. It's not cool.

PS: anyone ever dated someone with kids from a previous relationship? I'm a little weird about it I think.
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did you sleep together? or did you pass out next to each other?

how old are you? how old is her?
thats important information right there.

i´ve "dated" one (only one) woman with kids. she was around a decade older than me. but we´ll have to define what dating exactly means.
does it mean "go out every now and then and have lots of freaky buttsex"? or does it mean "we go out every weekend, i hang out with the kids, and i spend a lot of time chez elle"? that can make a lot of difference.

but am still wondering how can you "sleep with a woman" (add boolean inclusive operator) "drunk" and not have sex? not even making out?

that breaks the constant equation of:
horizontal make out + drunk + dark = score
 
sanjuro

sanjuro

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Sep 13, 2004
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Stupid things happen. Something like that happened to me, and I am still good friends with that girl.

I know feels like sh*t now, but don't take it too seriously.
 
fluff

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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Feeling the lag
It was just the pressure dude, don't worry about it. If the situation occurs again you may be fine. On the other hand you may not..
 
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benno

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Apr 7, 2006
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haha, thanks for all the kind words guys.


ALEXIS_DH said:
but am still wondering how can you "sleep with a woman" (add boolean inclusive operator) "drunk" and not have sex? not even making out?

that breaks the constant equation of:
horizontal make out + drunk + dark = score
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I don't know. I've revised my stance on life, women and the universe in recent weeks. BTW I'm 24, she's 25.
 
fluff

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
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Feeling the lag
It nearly happened to me in a similar situation but I just about rose to the occasion in the end. Definitely down to nerves my friend. Could be worth getting some viagra in, just in case..
 
ALEXIS_DH

ALEXIS_DH

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fluff said:
It nearly happened to me in a similar situation but I just about rose to the occasion in the end. Definitely down to nerves my friend. Could be worth getting some viagra in, just in case..
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"nearly"? c´mon, just say, you had it happen. everybody over 30 had it happen.

i had it happen.

at the ripe age of 21 it happened to me for the 1st time.
i was having problems with the equipment beforehand (damn pills i was given at the time) and at the moment of engagement (1st time going for the win with the girl too) i realized soon enough to abort the mission before it was obvious i could not engange.

well, actually i hope i did eject before it was obvious. :rofl:
 
fluff

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
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Feeling the lag
valve bouncer said:
I think you're inflating the size of the problem here. Too much pressure and it's bound to be a flop next time.
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Look, I'm just standing up for the poor lad, someone's got to keep his end up. I do agree that he needs to relax and everything will come up smelling of roses.
 
valve bouncer

valve bouncer

Master Dildoist
Feb 11, 2002
7,843
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Japan
fluff said:
Look, I'm just standing up for the poor lad, someone's got to keep his end up. I do agree that he needs to relax and everything will come up smelling of roses.
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Yes I think he needs a firm hand and he should pull through in the end.
 
Da Peach

Da Peach

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Jul 2, 2002
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ALEXIS_DH said:
exactly. a man must not fold, not matter the gravity of the situation.
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If you've got a bone to pick with this chick, be firm, but not rigid. I'm sure it will all come out ok.
 
Jeremy R

Jeremy R

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Nov 15, 2001
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Maybe your penis is smarter than you.
She has two kids, and she is going out, getting wasted and passing out in other peoples beds.
Maybe your wee wee knew that if he did not perform, she would laugh at him and go away and not drag you into her sorry life.
You should go pet him for doing you a favor.
 
DRB

DRB

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Oct 24, 2002
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Jeremy R said:
Maybe your penis is smarter than you.
She has two kids, and she is going out, getting wasted and passing out in other's people beds.
Maybe your wee wee knew that if he did not perform, she would laugh at him and go away and not drag you into her sorry life.
You should go pet him for doing you a favor.
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Smart penis?

He must be gay.
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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Jeremy R said:
Maybe your penis is smarter than you.
She has two kids, and she is going out, getting wasted and passing out in other's people beds.
Maybe your wee wee knew that if he did not perform, she would laugh at him and go away and not drag you into her sorry life.
You should go pet him for doing you a favor.
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This is what I'm thinking too.

Not that life should 'end' when you have kids, but she got drunk twice in a one week span and crashed at someone else's house?
 
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