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CROCS... Finally doneski?

spocomptonrider

sportin' the CROCS
Nov 30, 2007
1,412
118
spokanistan
Looks like those gaping holes of terrible that some people called shoes, may finally bite the dust. I'm sure it won't stop people from wearing them, or others lambasting me for hating them...
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dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
6,499
2,805
They laid off my brother two weeks ago using the ever-classy 'phone call while you're driving into work' method. May his manager be mauled in an tragic crocs/escalator accident.
 

4xBoy

Turbo Monkey
Jun 20, 2006
7,050
2,894
Minneapolis
I would like to Falcon punch anyone that wears those.

May the day those go completely away be close at hand.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,238
393
NY
I think the problem is they are cheap and easy to duplicate so Walmart has cornered the market on them as well.
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,238
393
NY
They are ugly as sin, but they are very easy for little kids to put on themselves. That alone is a fantastic feature.
The other problem is they are equally as easy to take off, thus my daughter prefers to run around the yard naked and with no shoes on.
 

sanjuro

Tube Smuggler
Sep 13, 2004
17,373
0
SF
I never tried on a set, but a loose fitting pair of sandals seem like blister makers.
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
5,860
1
SoMD
Say what you will, but when my plantar faciatis is acting up, they're about the most comfortable thing to wear.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
19,839
8,441
Nowhere Man!
I get really upset when I see folks wearing them. So much so that I see red and suddenly have the inability to differentiate right from wrong. And since I am usually heavily armed to protect myself from all of the rest of the people out there like me. It presents itself as a potentially dangerous situation to said Croc wearer. I haven't acted on it yet. But I am going to the beach soon. I pray that I can make it through. If some Hipster wearing Crocs ever cut me off in traffic while riding a fixed gear bicycle they would surely have to die.... Just sayin'
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
I have a pair of bright orange ones.

I wear them in the backyard in the summer, first thing in the morning when the dogs go out. They are easy to hose off if I get **** on them, which is their truly redeeming feature.

I have a set of Ugg boots that serve the same purpose in the winter.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
19,839
8,441
Nowhere Man!
I have a pair of bright orange ones.

I wear them in the backyard in the summer, first thing in the morning when the dogs go out. They are easy to hose off if I get **** on them, which is their truly redeeming feature.

I have a set of Ugg boots that serve the same purpose in the winter.
AHhHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Don't taunt me pal.
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X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
5,860
1
SoMD
I have a pair of bright orange ones.

I wear them in the backyard in the summer, first thing in the morning when the dogs go out. They are easy to hose off if I get **** on them, which is their truly redeeming feature.

I have a set of Ugg boots that serve the same purpose in the winter.
 
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laura

DH_Laura
Jul 16, 2002
6,259
15
Glitter Gulch
I'll have to stock up. I wear them around the house so I don't have to feel how nasty the floor is and be guilted into vacuuming.
 

X3pilot

Texans fan - LOL
Aug 13, 2007
5,860
1
SoMD
I get really upset when I see folks wearing them. So much so that I see red and suddenly have the inability to differentiate right from wrong. ... But I am going to the beach soon. I pray that I can make it through.
Really?

 

buildyourown

Turbo Monkey
Feb 9, 2004
4,832
0
South Seattle
I think they are ugly too, but I own 2 pairs. Very comfy for around the house or when you need to slip on shoes to take the trash out. I don't wear them in public though.
Sometimes I'll wear them to go riding since they are cool in the summer and I can't wear sandles.
 

-dustin

boring
Jun 10, 2002
7,155
1
austin
my manager wears Keens. With socks. And denim shorts. That have a 10" inseam. SWEET!

dig my Crocs. I'm on my feet all day. When I'm home, the last thing I want to do is keep my shoes on (if I have to run an errand). Might have to stock up.
 

DirtMcGirk

<b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm
Feb 21, 2008
6,379
1
Oz
Can ugg(ly) boots be next please. Thanks :)
I would still pump a little san diego hottie in a pair of uggs and a skirt any day of the week, and twice on sunday. That's just a hot look. Its like "Hey, I'm retarded, come dumb baby batter on my eye balls."