I had to clean the bathrooms when I worked at Starbucks, and the women's were always the worst. By far. Except for the one time a homeless guy smeared **** all over the walls of the men's. That time that one was worse. We got to call in some sort of hazardous clean up crew for that. I think an argument could be made for having one clean up the women's every day.
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Balls. Was walking back from the ops break rook after nuking my lunch when the wind ripped the lid off my Tupperware. I bet that bitch is in Kansas already.
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ask tony ellesworth how he feels about cleaning the toilet in his home
stuck to a tumbleweed
Its a race!
How is it that this women's room thing is a problem everywhere? When I worked various service industry jobs theirs was always the most digusting thing I'd seen since the last time I cleaned the women's bathroom. Any ladies care to chime in as to why a trip to your public bathrooms has the potential to cause emotional scars? It's scary.
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I always thought the men's room was worse...
Morning! Stoked to ski all weekend and hang with the girls!! Whoop whoop!
'Squeeb, are you near Atlanta? Do you see this???
Morning! Stoked to ski all weekend and hang with the girls!! Whoop whoop!
'Squeeb, are you near Atlanta? Do you see this???
Atlanta? FSM forbid!
This. Texas would be worse... but I have no idea how or why.
I reckon women assume that even a clean public bathroom is a biohazard and the hovering technique is used. Hovering = ****storm.
I peeled back my fingernail about 1/2" up the nailbed.
Upside is it also tore up the middle, so only HALF the nail is affected.
Ouch.
Upside is it also tore up the middle, so only HALF the nail is affected.
Ouch.
I just went to my regular stall.. teh usually clean one, and there was a bloody mess on the seat! Sick! Almost took a pic for you sick fvcks, but it's just too nasty.
You should have. For posterity, I believe it's pixorban. Or pics or GTFO. Something along those lines.
That's the sort of thing I remember being a regular occurrence. No pics necessary. I'm still trying to forget.
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Not bad being sick and in bed since Wednesday when you have quality reading about women's bathrooms for entertainment 
Goal is to get out a do a walk tomorrow.
Goal is to get out a do a walk tomorrow.
FINALLY beer o'clock
In the name of FSM, amen.
When picking your nose, if you hit brain you've gone too far.
What the hell you talkin' 'bout, son? It's *always* beer o'clock.
Not true. Most of the time it's whiskey o'clock.
Whiskey drinkin' Texans... this place has really gone to Hell in a handbasket.
Hey now, watch who you call a Texan. I'm North Carolinian. We're marginally better.
It probably explains the whiskey...
Definitely. Is it too stereotypical to say I love high ABV low grade corn -based moonshine?
Can it be stereotypical if you do and you're from Carolina?
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The perimeter fence after the great '13 Tumbleweed migration.
Kill them... kill them WITH FIRE!!The perimeter fence after the great '13 Tumbleweed migration.
Not in this wind.
Come on - what could be better than flaming tumbleweeds tumbling to Kansas? It would be AWESOME.Not in this wind.
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My first thought as well - tumbleweeds make the best little fireballs.
The capital city.
Word, I hail from the Camel City.
so I'm sitting here, cruising the monkey, trying to recover from a flu/pneumonia, I hear from upstairs: "guess who just poo'd in the bathtub?!" (that'd be my 2 y.o. son). his mom's 8 months pregnant, so I'll have to excuse myself while I go take care of business...
Coastal, nice. You ever make it inland?