[Pesqueeb]

I have pooped a second time and taken a nap. There will be much rejoicing.

 

[Westy]

Got an MRI scheduled for mañana.

I figured it would be for your back.

 

[rideit]

I figured it would be for your back.

I award you 8 wordplay points, that’s honorary ‘dad joke’ status.
Mazeltov!

 

[canadmos]

I haven't pooped yet, guys.

 

[gonefirefightin]

I haven't pooped yet, guys.

#thotsandprairz #ucandoit

 

[Toshi]

I haven't pooped yet, guys.

did you skip the coffee?

and by this I mean that administered antegrade

 

[canadmos]

did you skip the coffee?

and by this I mean that administered antegrade

I've had two. Celery and hummus for lunch.

I'm confused

 

[gonefirefightin]

I've had two. Celery and hummus for lunch.

I'm confused

Must be a metric system thing

 

[slyfink]

I've had two. Celery and hummus for lunch.

I'm confused

coffes? or poops?

 

[jstuhlman]

I've had two. Celery and hummus for lunch.

I'm confused

 

[Toshi]

where's that gif of the drainage pipe finally getting its mud plug loose

yeah, this one will work. wait for it

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/127vfkb/unexpected_pressure_in_a_pipe/

 

[Jozz]

I've had two. Celery and hummus for lunch.

I'm confused

Hit them prunes!

 

[canadmos]

+2 coffee
+0 poops

Hit them prunes!

Good idea!

 

[SkaredShtles]

Goddammit.

 

[jonKranked]

View attachment 222373

Goddammit.

Plenty to ice your back with

 

[jimmydean]

Evening Monkeys.

Back to the real world, but still off until Monday. 4 nights was nice and I feel very relaxed. We also ate in with the wife's crazy diet, I just bought some pasta and sauce for me and I brought breakfast fixings. I did sneak a burger at the golf course, but this was a pretty cheap vacation overall and that makes me even more relaxed. Also my cat is still here, so that's nice.

 

[stevew]

this might be the funniest thing I have seen all year...

 

[gonefirefightin]

I haven't pooped yet, guys.

status report please..........

 

[sunringlerider]

I haven't pooped yet, guys.

by 3:19 pm I was 4 in already. I will say pooping in corn fields is far more reveling once they have been harvested.

 

[jimmydean]

Holy fuck. So the first bike I ordered had too narrow of a fork, so I shipped it back and ordered the upgraded Framed Attack LTD and paid the extra $20. They send me another Team, but at least the front wheel fits on this one. So they owe me $170 and I'm still pissed. But the kid will get a solid bike, I think.

 

[Nick]

heading to a meeting, then grilling salmon at the girl's house for a little family gettogether.
If lucky it'll dump snow tonight and I'll ski in the morning.

 

[canadmos]

status report please..........

 

[Toshi]

he meant what came out, not what you inserted up there yo

 

[canadmos]

Potato, potahto

 

[chuffer]

Weather is gorgeous. Not working the dayjob today. Motivation should be much higher. May take a nap.

Got motivated. Rode the 2629 mullet singlespeed freak mobile. Then cooked some meth.

 

[sunringlerider]

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Ah the perfect left overs for the office microwave.

 

[Jozz]

Did cut some window trim.

Carry on.

 

[eric strt6]

Did cut some window trim.

Carry on.

did she enjoy it?

 

[Jozz]

did she enjoy it?

well, I was stumped. Had to google it. shows my second language limitations.

Search results shows your age though.

This usage has been around since 1920s

 

[Westy]

well, I was stumped. Had to google it. shows my second language limitations.

Search results shows your age though.

This usage has been around since 1920s

He probably coined the term

 

[Pesqueeb]

Boss told us all to go home early with pay, so I ran to the liquor store, picked up some stout, and the came home and promptly took a nap.

 

[Westy]

Boss told us all to go home early with pay, so I ran to the liquor store, picked up some stout, and the came home and promptly took a nap.

Got the golden handshake after lunch. Thank God as traffic was already a nightmare.