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AngryMetalsmith

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Jun 4, 2006
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Not much of a market for kidney stones, wisdom teeth, tonsils and used rectal toys
Unfortunately kidney stones don’t travel well in a backpack let alone are hard enough to set in a ring. Would make a pretty cool badge of honor though. Could tell the youngsters how I told the ER staff to fuck their opioids. I don’t pray to the Junky Maker.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Fair.

Michigan has got some really nice weather - usually for a week in the spring and then for a couple weeks in the fall. :D

My favorite Michigan weather is where the radar looks like thunderstorms, but it is really just a plague of flies.

So you can still enjoy the outdoors and stay dry whilst choking on the biomass of billions of little insects.
 
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mandown

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Jun 1, 2004
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@mandown this sounds patently untrue, can confirm pls?
I made a life long friend by giving her a wisdom tooth. Some dude at the club had his in a jar, for reasons I can’t explain. I talked him into giving it to me so I could give it to this young lady who had recently told me of her love for teeth.

This wasn’t on the initial list, but there might be time to get a holiday order in.
 

AngryMetalsmith

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encase it in epoxy?
Not sure. Typically not a good idea to encase organic material as it will continue to decompose and give off gas which can build up enough pressure to explode. Famous art school story about a painter who thought it would be cool to have a dead chicken encased in epoxy hanging from the ceiling. One day it exploded and covered everything in the studio with rotten chicken bits. Total loss.
 

jonKranked

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Nov 10, 2005
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Not sure. Typically not a good idea to encase organic material as it will continue to decompose and give off gas which can build up enough pressure to explode. Famous art school story about a painter who thought it would be cool to have a dead chicken encased in epoxy hanging from the ceiling. One day it exploded and covered everything in the studio with rotten chicken bits. Total loss.
kidney stones are comprised of crystalline compounds, i think this scenario is rather unlikely.
 

Westy

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At the end of my always painful team meetings I try to signal the end by saying "Go Team". Today people kept rambling on so I had to follow up with "No Seriously, Go Away"
 

AngryMetalsmith

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I should probably go to the studio and look for my motivation. Last I heard it was hanging out in Honey Badger’s hot tub. Wish I could do that, but I got other people’s Christmas presents to make. Holiday Humphs indeed.
 

Sandwich

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hey ppl
redid my FTP test this morning and it sucked as usual. Not as much power as I had hoped, but I guess not as bad as I had feared. Now we hang out in the basement for like 6 months and see if I'm a better rider at the end of it.
 

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