Tell me you had rellenos for dinner yesterday?
Time to go find more green chili.
At your age that isn't really say muchI AM UP TO MY BALLS IN WORK
Will you be getting paid more? If not fuck that.
Pulled pork on the smoker, @CrabJoe StretchPants coming over for dinner later.
Boss just had to go and ask me to take over as team lead. Gonna give that one some careful consideration, it'd be a step "forward", but I might get away from the technical stuff a bit. That and I may not get to slack off as much. Hmm.
Do you have to interact with people more?!Boss just had to go and ask me to take over as team lead. Gonna give that one some careful consideration, it'd be a step "forward", but I might get away from the technical stuff a bit. That and I may not get to slack off as much. Hmm.
Maybe a little, but its a different set of people. More visibility into what the organization is doing for new products as well as released stuff.Do you have to interact with people more?!
Why not both:One day I’m going to have a French Press on my night stand. Getting out of bed for coffee is some bullshit.
Narrator: the key word here was cup. He'd had coffee by other orifices, of courseThis guy <= has never had a cup of Joe
how is this noteworthy for youYesterday, I pooped in a box and mailed it. It felt so weird handing the nice UPS lady the box and thinking - please don’t drop that or store it upside down.
What does this even mean?!?<snip>
This guy <= has never had a cup of Joe
I sourced caffeined from non-coffee based liquids until I learned that it was actually a magic pooping elixir.Why not both:
Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day
Mike and Trina have had 6,000 caffeinated enemas in the two years since they began the practice, sometimes called Gerson therapy. Doctors say it is unproven and can be risky.www.google.com
Hot take: the demon brew creates chemical dependency and withdrawal symptoms should be schedule 2...
This guy <= has never had a cup of Joe, though adulting has created the need for tea...
“Florida couple”...Why not both:
Couple Addicted to Coffee Enemas, Up to Four Times a Day
Mike and Trina have had 6,000 caffeinated enemas in the two years since they began the practice, sometimes called Gerson therapy. Doctors say it is unproven and can be risky.www.google.com
Hot take: the demon brew creates chemical dependency and withdrawal symptoms should be schedule 2...
This guy <= has never had a cup of Joe, though adulting has created the need for tea...
Had you ever ridden it before?Confirmed: Mt. Lion is exhausting at 7:00 AM. Fun trail, it was Northwest wet, though.
This is the way.You should go ride a lap of Bergen Peak up to the summit before the weather rolls in this afternoon.
Fixed!Confirmed: Mt. Lion is exhausting. Fun trail, it was Northwest wet, though.
That explains how you still like your Michelin tires.Fixed!
NW wet is weird, though... never ridden it like that.
Yeah - I've only had them in sticky mud a few times and they do *not* shine in those conditions...That explains how you still like your Michelin tires.
Morale is low, confidence in management plummeting, and we won't be giving out raises to non-C suite this year...what do we do? Oh I know! Free ice cream in the cafe! That'll placate em!
The subsidized food they serve is the only reason I show up in the office once every full moon.Morale is low, confidence in management plummeting, and we won't be giving out raises to non-C suite this year...what do we do? Oh I know! Free ice cream in the cafe! That'll placate em!
We get "recognition points" that have cash value. Our teammates will give each other kudos, boss will boost for cash multiplier, then VP will boost again. It's an under the table monthly bonus of ~$100-150. Not a ton, but nice little kick.Morale is low, confidence in management plummeting, and we won't be giving out raises to non-C suite this year...what do we do? Oh I know! Free ice cream in the cafe! That'll placate em!
Morale is low, confidence in management plummeting, and we won't be giving out raises to non-C suite this year...what do we do? Oh I know! Free ice cream in the cafe! That'll placate em!
I had an old boss that lamented that he couldn't get folks to take a team-lead position... I had to point out that not paying someone more for a "promotion" was bullshit.Will you be getting paid more? If not fuck that.